I need to get a new job.

• Pro - The money is a lot more than good and the work is a lot less than taxing.
• Con - It teaches lazy habits. I do remember a time when I used to have a work ethic, but I can't quite recall why I should bother when I don't really have to.
• Pro - Everybody thinks you have the coolest job.
• Con - You work it, and it's not that cool.
• Pro - Unlimited access to the internet.
• Con - Unlimited access to the internet.
• Pro - Technically, you are outside of the clutches of management. You are a law unto yourself.
• Con - You have advanced as far as you will ever go in this industry and every lazy day you spend killing your brain cells on MySpace is one less day you have in experience in an actual career.
• Pro - Free popcorn & candy whenever you wish it.
• Con - Popcorn gets stuck in your teeth and I don't like candy, but I still eat it, which is bad.
• Pro - You get to see a lot of movies for free.
• Con - Watching movies through a tinny speaker in a lit box is not really comfortable or conducive to the immersive experience which is cinema.
• Pro - You can sleep upstairs if you're hungover.
• Pro - Free water and food from the cafe (as long as nobody is looking).
• Con - When something goes wrong, everybody looks to you.
• Pro - The people I work with are cool.
• Con - There's a lot less cool ones, and a lot more young ones these days.