• cooking/eating things that have been unrefridgerated for several hours (or on the contrary, eat things that are so burned you might as well be eating ashes)
• picking, cooking, and eating mushrooms from the woods without any sort of guide (fun fact: there are over 80 species of deadly mushrooms that look safe to eat. If you don't know what you are doing there is a high chance of ending up paralyzed or dead. Moral of the story is: don't pick you're own mushrooms unless you have a fucking PHD in fungi)
• saying things like, "Vladimir Putin is a fox!" or "the Russian mafia is all over Seattle!"
• When asked to get goldfish at the grocery store, she brings home an actual, dead, goldfish.
• Has been known to go into the woods, drape moss all over her body, get some bark, and stomp around chanting fi fie fo fum. She claims shes a troll.
• Speaking of trolls, she has instilled a fear in all of her grandchildren that lone stumps will come alive when you're not looking and eat you.
• berates strangers
• just being swedish
• UPDATE! I found out from my brother that today she was complaining about the amount of fat people on the airplane

i love my farmor but man she is a firecracker.