• (262): I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
• (815): I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
• (856): my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
• (401): We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
• (209): You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
• (641): Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts d...

• "Safe, when I'm with you I feel so safe, like I'm home"
• "You know that point in your life when you realize the house you grew up in isn't really your home anymore? All of a sudden even though you have some place where you put your shit, that idea of home is gone. You'll see one day when you move out, it just sort of happens one day and it's gone. You feel like you can never get it back. It's like you feel homesick for a place that doesn't even exist. Maybe it's like this rite of passage, you know. You won't ever have this feeling again until you create a new idea of home for yourself, you know, for your kids, for the family you start, it's like a cycle or something. I don't know, but I miss the idea of it, you know. Maybe that's all family really is. A group of people that miss the same imaginary place"

• "It takes strength to be gentle and kind" - The Smiths, I Know It's Over
• "And I’ve got you to propel me, but I still need you so much." - Something Corporate, The Astronaut
• "but i can't hide that i've relied on you, like yellow does on blue" - Something Corporate, She Paints Me Blue
• "Well now everything dies, baby, that's a fact. But maybe everything that dies someday comes back." - Bruce Springsteen
• "How I wish you could see the potential, the potential of you and me. It's like a book elegantly bound but in a language that you can't read just yet." - Death Cab for Cutie, I Will Possess Your Heart
• "Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end" - Semisonic, Closing Time
• "don't you love those leaves? don't you wish the orange stayed forever, and cricke...

• White Oleander
• Pledged
• Charmed Thirds
• Fourth Comings
• Fifth ....
• My Sister's Keeper
• Anything by Chuck Palahniuk -- Fight Club, Survivor?
• Downtown Owl
• Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs
• The Unbearable Lightness of Being by Milan Kundera
• Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris
• House of Leaves
• 19 Minutes - Jodi Picoult
• The Bell Jar
• The Pact - Jodi Picoult
• The Lovely Bones
• The Kite Runner
• Looking for Alaska
• The virgin suicides

• "Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable." - The Wizard, The Wizard of Oz
• "Deep down, a cynic is a sentimental fool who's been burned."
• "I'm looking for a dare-to-be-great situation" - Lloyd Dobler, Say Anything
• "Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat" - Joanne Woodward
• "The worst feeling isn't being lonely. It's being forgotten by the person that you cannot forget."
• "I honestly couldn't care less if you like the same bands or you've read the same books. Tell me one original thing, tell me one true, real thing that brings me to my fucking knees that I've never heard before and I'm yours."
• "When I was young, my ambition was to be ...

• Lily
• Adrienne
• Carter
• Harper
• Isla
• Ava
• Larken
• Delaney
• Reagan
• Eden
• Avery
• Jeanna
• Lexie
• Aria
• Emery
• Veda
• Brooklyn
• Harlow
• Eisley
• Riley
• Elle

• Plethora
• Willy Nilly
• Silly
• Lolligag
• Albeit
• Doppelganger
• Inundate
• Espionage
• Idiosyncracy
• Ambivalence
• Lovely
• Giggle
• Propinquity
• Beautiful
• Hyperbole
• Ethereal
• Catharsis
• Melancholy
• Lackadaisical
• Eloquent
• Vivid

• Marshall Eriksen - How I Met Your Mother
• Nick Andopolis - Freaks and Geeks
• Cappie - Greek
• Beaver - Greek
• Marcus Flutie - Sloppy Firsts book series
• Noah - The Notebook
• Edward Cullen - Twilight book series
• Seth Cohen - The O.C.
• Spencer Reed - Criminal Minds

• "we are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars" - oscar wilde
• "That's the real trouble with the world, too many people grow up." - Walt Disney
• "People who say that yesterday was better than today are ultimately devaluing their own existence"
• "Because even if it breaks your heart to be just friends, if you really care about someone, you’ll take the hit." - Scrubs
• "I've found that falling doesn't always leave you fallen for." - andrew mcmahon
• “The real world, whether we like it or not, is right here, right now. All of this, every day, is important. Everybody matters. Everything we do has an effect on other, directly or indirectly, whether we realize it or not.” - Megan Mcaffery, Second Helpings
• “With each new day it becomes more appa...

• "when i get sad, i stop being sad, and be awesome instead. true story" - Barney
• "ted found a penny on the subway that's old, and that's interesting!" - Robin
• Swarley
• "dancing is bad, dancing leads to sex" ... "did you grow up in that footloose town?"
• "we're here, we're hungry, get used to it brunch!"
• "you'll be home with the kid, while i am out awesomeing....all over the place"
• IF BY "LIKE THE LOCHNESS MONSTER" YOU MEAN TOTALLY AWESOME AND EXISTS, THEN YES. IT'S LIKE THE LOCHNESS MONSTER
• IHOPEYOU'RENOTLACTOSE-INTOLERANTBECAUSETHENEXTWORDIS-DARY.
• "Seriously. Jesus started the whole “wait three days” thing. He waited THREE days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited ONE day, a lot of ...

• "We've taken the world apart but we have no idea what to do with the pieces..." - Choke
• "And it's funny how when somebody saves you, the first thing you want to do is save other people. All other people. Everybody." - Choke
• "mona once said the stars are the best part fo being alive. where you go, after you die, you don't see the stars" - invisible monsters??
• "I just want one person I can rescue. I want one person who needs me. Who can't live without me." - Choke
• "People can't deal with how beautiful the world really is. How it can't be explained and understood" - Choke
• "You have an enormous capacity for love in you" - Choke
• "Leonardo's Mona Lisa is just a thousand smears of paint. Michelangelo's David is ...

• Sheldon
• Conor
• Jacob (Jake)
• Rian
• Harley
• Riley
• Morgan
• Liam
• Nathan (Nate)
• Hunter
• London
• Benjamin

• California - Los Angeles, Hollywood, San Diego
• Mexico
• The Caribbean
• Italy - Rome, Venice
• France
• England
• Ireland
• Greece - Athens and Islands
• Amsterdam
• Canada
• Seattle, WA
• Chicago, IL
• Australia

• "if ever there is a tomorrow when we’re not together, there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we’re apart, I’ll always be with you." - Winnie the Pooh
• “So she had to satisfy herself with the idea of love — loving the loving of things whose existence she didn’t care at all about. Love itself became the object of her love. She loved herself in love, she loved loving love, as love loves loving, and was able, in that way, to reconcile herself with a world that fell so short of what she would have hoped for. It was not the world that was the great and saving lie, but her willingness to make it beautiful and fair, to live a once-removed life, in a world once-removed from the ...

• Beacon's Closet in Williamsburg
• St. Marks Place
• Magnolia Bakery - DONE
• artichoke on 14th street, between 1st and 2nd i think. BEST. PIZZA. EVER.
• pommes frites for delicious french fries, on 2nd ave a little after 7th street
• the bronx zoo is donation day and you can get in for as little as $1 - wednesdays
• free Ikea water taxi that goes from the end of wall street to the ikea in brooklyn...it ports by the brooklyn bridge and goes by the statue of liberty so you can see it without paying a whole load of money and then you can just take the water taxi right back to wall street. free boat ride! haha.
• best pizza = two brothers in st marks! it's $2.50 for a soda and two slices of pizza. also, st. marks is cool because it has trash and vaudeville, search and destro...

• "I love you. I love your eyes. I love your smell. I love your hair. I love your laugh. I love your skin. I love everything inside you. And I'll try to make all the parts that I find, happy. Because you make me happy. So much. "
• "The bad news is, your choices and intentions, some people and places, those nights spent awake and all you've done, can lead you to the bottom of the pit. The good news is, this wouldn't be the first time someone's crawled, tooth and nail, out of hell. "
• "Don't be shy. You can take another piece of me. Everyone else already has. Until there's nothing left. Until I disappear "
• "I am nervous. I'm afraid. But I will stand here in the white hot heat of you. I will play Russian roulette with your playlists. I will tell jokes I'm not sure you'...

• (416): So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying
• (812): I don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys
• (913): I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
• (540): I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
• (410): hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)

(1-410): stop writing like that.

• (361): Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
• (489): watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on.

• Les Miserables
• Beauty and the Beast
• RENT (x2)
• Wicked

• Gotten a Tattoo
• Blacked out from drinking
• Gone skinny dipping
• Smoked an entire cigarette
• Drank Jager, Gin, Whiskey
• Broken a bone
• Fallen asleep in school
• Paid for a haircut
• Been arrested