1. i clean at 2am in the morning (it’s your fault for not closing your door when you sleep!) 2. i clean the house when im stressed, and clean up after you… and then complain about it, and how dirty you are…. 3. i cannot cook… nice things…. 4. i have showers at 3am 5. i cry in the kitchen at strange hours 6. i play records really loud at 1am, and invite people over to have kitchen dance parties, and wake up the other housemates who have work the next morning, and play music really loud so that our neighbours even have to knock on our front door to tell us to turn the music down 7. …..i clean at 2am….. all the time. i'm a night owl.

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