- I'll use your penis as a backboard!
- You're a hipster toddler.
- nah I'm just going to use the stuff in my pants
- Katy Perry's Boobs
- My fingers smell like cheese!
- My legs feel like jelly. Rasperry jelly!
- We need to find someone with legs of toast!
- They were gay penises. Not dicks.
- Was it that chick you blasted Donald Glover singing about dicks at?
- He's gayer than a gay that gays gaily
- I'm obviously way to short to be an ostrich
- I will thrust like I have never thrusted before.
- Sarah's pinky finger does the wave and push ups and crunches
- You may also swoon
- She's not even wearing face paint. It's just her normal face.
- i want to stay in college 5evr
- I'd only grope you if you wanted it.
- everything is simple and bedazzled.
- you have no worries, you have only the 80's.
- i don't think "simple" and "bedazzled" have ever been used in the same sentence before
- I lasered it into their stomach.
- And we can hide booze openly!
- I would hit like a wrecking ball if given the chance.
- I do not have the time to be dead.
- I'll always talk about how unattractive dicks are with you
- Just go suck on a tree.
- fo ago indeed
- i'm hip to the jive, missy
aug 26 2011 ∞
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