- Advice Columnist | But not for a newspaper, you can't swear in a newspaper.
- Television Critic | I'd have to have my own web show or something though, no writing, I'm fucking terrible at writing professional sounding shit.
- Private Investigator | Pretty much what I already do, but I'd get paid.
- Food Tester (not to make sure it's poisoned or anything, just to eat it)
jul 3 2011 ∞
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