Top 5 Ever

  • Gone Away - The Offspring
  • Poison - Alice Cooper
  • My Girlfriend's Dead - The Vandals
  • Self Esteem - The Offspring
  • Love Is Only A Feeling - The Darkness

Nice And Relaxing

  • Wonderwall - Oasis
  • Under The Bridge - Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • A New England - Billy Bragg
  • Dreams - Fleetwood Mac
  • Fireflies - Owl City
  • Don't Think Twice, It's All Right - Bob Dylan
  • Inbetween Days - The Cure
  • English Rose - The Jam
  • Knockin' On Heaven's Door - Guns N' Roses
  • Writing To Reach You - Travis
  • Five Years - David Bowie
jul 14 2010 ∞
oct 26 2010 +
  • A shed roof
    • By falling through it
  • Two mirrors
    • By kicking a shoe at one and by pushing Mole into another
  • The slats beneath my bed
    • By jumping on it
  • The slats beneath my brother's bed
    • By sitting on it
  • A fence
    • By falling through it
  • A £300 watch
    • By throwing Mole under an avalanche of falling chairs
  • A thick barn door
jan 16 2011 ∞
jan 16 2011 +

Series 1

  • The One With The East German Laundry Detergent
    • 'Multiple orgasms!'
  • The One With The Blackout
    • 'I'm stuck... in an ATM vestibule... with Jill... GOODACRE!'
  • The One With All The Poker
    • 'I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a guy with warts on his face...'

Series 2

  • The One With The Baby On The Bus
    • 'What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday party?'
  • The One With The Bullies
jun 21 2010 ∞
nov 4 2010 +
  • Nintendo 64.
    • Mario Kart. Goldeneye. Banjo Kazooie.
  • Pokemon Cards.
    • Shiny Charizard. Diglett x20. Mewtwo.
  • SM:TV Live.
    • Wonky Donkey. Chums. Challenge Ant.
  • Packed Lunches.
    • Winders. Sunny D. BNs.
  • Kids Game Shows.
    • Fun House. 50/50. Get Your Own Back.
  • Pop Bands.
    • Spice Girls. S Club 7. Steps.
  • School Crazes.
    • Tamagotchis. Pogs. Yo-Yos.
sep 21 2010 ∞
oct 26 2010 +

Sloth

  • I am usually willing to walk long distances if I need to get somewhere
  • I can dedicate a whole day to cleaning
  • I don't mind doing things I dislike if it will benefit those I care for

Gluttony

  • I refuse to eat 'unhealthy' meals more than two days in a row
  • I try to avoid foods that are high in saturated fat
  • I think Fitnesse cereal with sliced banana is the best meal of the day

Wrath

  • I can't grasp how people get angry by things that don't directly affect them
  • I find it difficult to hold grudges against people I like
  • I will always look to mediate and discuss...
oct 26 2010 ∞
nov 2 2010 +
  • 10. Skitchin' (Sega Mega Drive)
  • 9. Pokemon Red/Blue (Game Boy)
  • 8. Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee (Playstation)
  • 7. Dead Or Alive 2 (Playstation 2)
  • 6. SSX Tricky (Playstation 2)
  • 5. Banjo Kazooie (Nintendo 64)
  • 4. Streets Of Rage 2 (Sega Mega Drive)
  • 3. Timesplitters: Future Perfect (Nintendo GameCube)
  • 2. Mario Party 2 (Nintendo 64)
  • 1. Super Smash Bros. (Nintendo 64)
jul 14 2010 ∞
oct 26 2010 +
  • Standing on top of New York's Rockefeller Centre at night
  • Sitting at the Cheltenham Peak at sunset
  • Walking through Codicote Fields at night
  • Being in my Grandparent's living room at Christmas
  • Chilling in K6 in Hardwick Thames
  • Sitting in the stands at Carrow Road
  • Laying in my bed with SammyLou
jul 27 2010 ∞
oct 26 2010 +

General Nicknames

  • Spillee
  • Peeelaaar
  • Pink
  • LeeDotPee

Facebook Middle Names

  • Argonaut
  • Neutrino
  • Spinoza
  • Wisteria
  • Lazović
  • Nekoda
  • Sillabub
  • Nanook

Manly Man Nicknames

  • (Captain) BabySpice
  • (Captain) BumbleBee
  • (Captain) Gnasher
  • (Captain) Amo Mikael
jun 20 2010 ∞
feb 1 2011 +
  • Mess
  • When there's no hot water
  • Music playing backwards
  • Buses
  • Trying to find something in TK Maxx
  • Jaffa Cakes
  • When I misquote Friends
  • People who only care about themselves
  • Guinness
  • Getting writer's block for days on end
  • CJ from Eggheads
  • Running out of clothes
  • Ipswich Town
  • The sound of clocks ticking when I'm trying to get to sleep
  • Camping
  • Feeling out of place
  • Having no internet
  • Dogs
  • Misspelling a word when I'm writing up in neat
jul 19 2010 ∞
aug 12 2010 +
  • Ben 'Stebbiino' Stebbings
  • Lee 'Peeelaaar' Pillar
  • Richard 'Jude' Lawes
  • Joshua 'GeeGee' Allen
  • Luke 'Gluke' Warner
  • Daniel 'D-Vine' Vine
  • John 'Super Mario' Slough
  • Alec 'Germs' Summersgill
  • Gary 'Wowzer' White
  • Jack 'Fo'Sho'' Forshaw
  • Michael 'Brockbanks' Brockbanks
  • Lewis 'Hurrey' Murray
  • Daniel 'Tunde' Sule
jul 14 2010 ∞
jul 14 2010 +
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  • I Sing To Myself Loudly.
    • Usually in the shower. Or in my room. Or when I'm cleaning. Or sometimes in the street
  • I Shower Whenever Possible.
    • No harm in being clean
  • I Replaced My NY Beanies With Neck Scarves.
    • I tried to learn fashion sense
  • I Wanted To Be On Big Brother.
    • I did audition. I didn't get in
  • I Enjoy Being An iPod DJ.
    • I find the right music. Or the better music. It's the same thing
  • I Blag Everything.
jun 15 2010 ∞
jan 14 2011 +
  • Gucci Pour Homme II Aftershave (100ml) £35.00
  • Nike ID Trainers £90.00
  • Ben And Jerry's Half Baked Ice Cream £3.99
  • Original Glazed Krispy Kreme Doughnuts (12 Pack) £7.45
  • Logitech Z523 White 2.1 PC Speakers with Subwoofer £89.99
  • Jack Daniels 1915 Gold Medal Decanter Bottle (1l) £39.95
  • Signed Single Brick at Carrow Road £50.00
  • Ceiling Mounted Crosswater Square Shower Head (350mm) £400.00
  • 'Whopper' Gigantic Solo Bean Bag £89.99
  • Thomas Pink Boxer Shorts £20.00
  • Lucky Charms Cereal £7.49
  • Black AquaLampe Fishtank £131.99
  • Nintendo 64 Console £25.00
  • Tinseltown VIP 4 Cookies 'n' Cream Milkshake £4.99
  • Tetley's Earl Grey and Vanilla Tea Bags £2.20
  • Deal Or No Deal Fruit Machine Spins £2.00
jul 29 2010 ∞
oct 26 2010 +

Year One

  • Bonkers - Dizzee Rascal
  • Can't Tell Me Nothing - Kanye West
  • Day 'N' Nite - Kid Cudi
  • Electric Feel - MGMT
  • Embers - Just Jack
  • Everlong - Foo Fighters
  • Fascination - Alphabeat
  • Fly On The Wings Of Love - XTM And DJ Chucky
  • For A Pessimist, I'm Pretty Optimistic - Paramore
  • Get Smashed Gate Crash - Hadouken!
  • Heads, Shoulders, Kneez and Toez - K.I.G. Family
  • Hey Ya - Outkast
  • Hot 'N Cold - Katy Perry
  • I'm On A Boat - The Lonely Island ft. T-Pain
  • Kids - MGMT
  • Let It Rock - Kevin Rudolf ft. Lil Wayne
sep 25 2010 ∞
oct 26 2010 +
  • Being 'chased' through Bristol after bending an expensive piece of space machinery in order to make the 'Uranus' indicator point at my arse.
  • Rolling around on a bed believing that 'Wonderful Christmas Time' is the most perfectly structured song to have ever been written.
  • Watching a frail old man belt out the best rendition of Roy Orbison's 'I Drove All Night' in an expensive karaoke bar.
  • Hiding behind a cupboard holding the gaze of my best mate as we awkwardly listened to someone get a blowjob.
  • Watching through the peep hole on my door while someone joyously but viciously smashed a football continuously against it..
  • Staying up all night with baseball bats and planks of wood to kill potential burglars.
jan 14 2011 ∞
jan 14 2011 +

Sloth

  • I almost always sleep in past midday
  • I do everything I can to avoid having to do actual work
  • I never involve myself in any extra-curricular activities

Gluttony

  • I can never not finish a tub of Ben & Jerrys
  • I will nearly always go for seconds
  • I believe that the addition of cheese makes any food nicer

Wrath

  • I get ridiculously angry when inanimate objects refuse to work
  • I do not understand how people cannot see my side of an argument
  • I cannot tolerate arrogant, hypocritical and uncompromising people

Envy

oct 26 2010 ∞
oct 28 2010 +

Name: Dan Vine

  • Nickname(s): D-Vine; Vinealot
  • Song(s): One Step Beyond - Madness; My Old Man's A Dustman - Lonnie Donegon
  • Quote(s): 'I've started so I'll finish'; 'Get ooooout'
  • Precious Moments: Our irregular TV Guide/Marathon nights of comedy and Doctor Who
  • YouTube Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTrzxEtBY...

Name: Josh Allen

  • Nickname(s): GeeGee; D
  • Song(s): Steal My Sunshine - LEN; All The Way Turnt Up - Travis Porter; Here Comes The Hammer - MC Hammer
  • Quote(s): 'Like the clappers'; 'Arthur serious'
  • Precious Moments: Micro Machine Lap Time competitions
  • YouTube Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOBepebPt...

Name: Ben Stebbings

  • Nickname(s): Stebbiino; Morocco
jun 16 2010 ∞
jan 14 2011 +

TV

  • 10. Nessa (Gavin & Stacey)
  • 9. Chandler Bing (Friends)
  • 8. David Brent (The Office)
  • 7. Marvin (The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy)
  • 6. Nathan (Misfits)
  • 5. Maurice Moss (The IT Crowd)
  • 4. Bernard Black (Black Books)
  • 3. Rick (The Young Ones)
  • 2. Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
  • 1. Alan Partridge (I'm Alan Partridge)

Film

  • 10. Woody (This Is England)
  • 9. Ed (Shaun Of The Dead)
  • 8. Donkey (Shrek)
  • 7. Tyler Durden (Fight Club)
  • 6. Jules Winnfield (Pulp Fiction)
  • 5. Napoleon Dynamite (Napoleon Dynamite)
  • 4. Sol and Vinnie (Snatch)
  • 3. Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates Of The Caribbean)
jul 19 2010 ∞
dec 22 2010 +
  • 10. 'Science' (BB6)
  • 9. Samantha and Amanda Marchant (BB8)
  • 8. Marcus Akin (BB10)
  • 7. Jade Goody (BB3)
  • 6. Brian Dowling (BB2)
  • 5. Pete Bennett (BB7)
  • 4. Glyn Wise (BB7)
  • 3. Sam Pepper (BB11)
  • 2. Brian Belo (BB8)
  • 1. Nikki Grahame (BB7)
aug 21 2010 ∞
jan 14 2011 +
  • Spaghetti Bolognese with Vinegar
  • Walk In Wardrobes
  • Long baths
  • Waking up to a text message
  • Having a variety of aftershaves on my shelf
  • Jukeboxes
  • Blink-182 lyrics
  • Chill Nights
  • Pink accessories
  • Honey and Milk Scented Handwash
  • The smell of petrol
  • The night sky
  • Cornish Ice Cream with a dollop of Clotted Cream on top
  • Propaganda's Punk Rock Hour
  • Facebook notifications
  • Ugg Boots
  • Carrow Road
  • When my hair actually looks good
  • That Christmas-sy feeling
jul 19 2010 ∞
aug 12 2010 +
jul 31 2010 ∞
aug 1 2010 +
  • Russell Brand For party atmosphere
  • Jeremy Clarkson For heated debate
  • Karl Pilkington For different insights
  • Joe Strummer For legendary status
  • William Shakespeare For witticisms
  • The Doctor For story telling
  • David Beckham For idolisation purposes
  • Derren Brown For entertaining the crowd
  • Nick Hornby For conversational purposes
  • Chandler Bing For comic relief
  • Captain Jack Sparrow For interest purposes
  • Billy Bragg For alternative opinions
  • Father Christmas For bringing joy
  • Flight Of The Conchords For live music
jul 29 2010 ∞
dec 30 2010 +

The Offspring

  • Favourite Song: Gone Away
  • Favourite Album: Ixnay On The Hombre
  • Favourite Lyrics: 'The more you suffer, the more it shows you really care' - Self Esteem
  • Favourite Live Song: Self Esteem (Brixton Academy, 2005)

Green Day

  • Favourite Song: She
  • Favourite Album: Dookie
  • Favourite Lyrics: 'You can't go forcing something if it's just not right' - When I Come Around
  • Favourite Live Song: Boulevard Of Broken Dreams (Milton Keynes Bowl, 2005)

Blink-182

  • Favourite Song: Going Away To College
  • Favourite Album: Take Off Your Pants And Jacket
  • Favourite Lyrics: 'This world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful to me' - Going Away To College
  • Favourite Live Song: I Miss You (Reading Festival, 2010)
jun 19 2010 ∞
jan 14 2011 +

Poppa (My Grandad)

    • The funniest person I have ever and will ever know.
    • Remains as my frame of reference to most topics.
    • Developed my creative mind.
    • Taught me that life isn't as serious as the world makes out.
    • Is the only person who understands the reasons for which I am 'misunderstood'.

Mr. Hutton (Year 3 Teacher)

    • Proved to me that education CAN be fun.
    • Ensured that everyday was different and exciting.
    • Had belief in me from the start and helped me improve in my writing from an early age.

Tom Delonge (Blink-182 Member)

jul 14 2010 ∞
jul 19 2010 +
  • Owl City songs
  • Airplanes - B.o.B ft. Hayley Williams
  • Red Vauxhall Corsas
  • The word 'Exacerbate'
  • Fish and Chip shop scraps
  • Club Can't Handle Me - Flo Rida ft. David Guetta
  • Razzle Dazzle Ringtone on Samsung Genio
  • World Of Warcraft
  • Stockholme Syndrome - Blink-182
  • Him&Her
  • Those pink and blue cola bottle penny sweets
  • Anything Vampire related
  • Who People from Dr. Seuss
  • Ridin' Solo - Jason Derulo
  • I Love You, Man
  • Tesco Profiteroles
  • Stereo Love - Edward Maya (DJ Team Remix)
  • McDonald's Cheesy Bites
aug 12 2010 ∞
jan 8 2011 +
feb 12 2011 ∞
feb 17 2011 +
  • From: GeeGee

On the sun

'So so true. The sun doesnt mean shit! Fuck the sun, i can live without it. Burning people, giving people the stroke and giving people skin cancer! If someone said to me, Josh there is a guy outside and he is going to FUCK you up when you leave the house. I just wouldnt go out. Same principal man, same principal x'

  • From: Stebbiino

On food

'Just get me my baguette and shut the fuck up'

  • From: Jude

Out of context

'My hats got bird shit on it'

  • From: SammyLouu
jan 14 2011 ∞
jan 14 2011 +
  • 10. The Only Exception - Paramore
  • 9. A Town Called Hypocrisy - Lostprophets
  • 8. I Miss You - Blink-182
  • 7. Island In The Sun - Weezer
  • 6. Witchcraft - Pendulum
  • 5. Little Sister - Queens Of The Stone Age
  • 4. Kids/Poker Face (MGMT/Lady GaGa cover) - Weezer
  • 3. Last Summer - Lostprophets
  • 2. Stay With Me - You Me At Six (ft. Hayley Williams)
  • 1. Let The Flames Begin - Paramore
sep 12 2010 ∞
sep 12 2010 +

Starter

  • Platter with Fried Calamari, Breaded Mushrooms, Butter Garlic Prawns, Chilli Poppers, Falafel and Garlic Dough Balls.

Main Course

  • Tender Lamp Chops with well-seasoned Roast Potatoes, soft Brocolli, Leeks, Onion Gravy and Mint Sauce.

Dessert

  • Crushed Meringue with Raspberries, Strawberries and Blackberries, with Cornish Vanilla Ice Cream and a dollop of Cornish Clotted Cream on top.
sep 3 2010 ∞
oct 28 2010 +
  • 10. Red Dwarf - Back To Reality (Series 5, Episode 6)
  • 9. Skins - Chris (Series 2, Episode 5)
  • 8. Spaced - Gone (Series 2, Episode 5)
  • 7. Doctor Who - The Big Bang (Series 31, Episode 13)
  • 6. Peep Show - Wedding (Series 4, Episode 6)
  • 5. The Office - Training (Series 1, Episode 4)
  • 4. The Young Ones - Bomb (Series 1, Episode 4)
  • 3. The Inbetweeners - Xmas Party (Series 1, Episode 6)
  • 2. Friends - The One Where No One's Ready (Series 3, Episode 2)
  • 1. The Young Ones - Bambi (Series 2, Episode 1)
jul 2 2010 ∞
jul 29 2010 +