Top 5 Ever

• Gone Away - The Offspring
• Poison - Alice Cooper
• My Girlfriend's Dead - The Vandals
• Self Esteem - The Offspring
• Love Is Only A Feeling - The Darkness

Nice And Relaxing

• Wonderwall - Oasis
• Under The Bridge - Red Hot Chili Peppers
• A New England - Billy Bragg
• Dreams - Fleetwood Mac
• Fireflies - Owl City
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right - Bob Dylan
• Inbetween Days - The Cure
• English Rose - The Jam
• Knockin' On Heaven's Door - Guns N' Roses
• Writing To Reach You - Travis
• Five Years - David Bowie

• A shed roof
  • By falling through it
• Two mirrors
  • By kicking a shoe at one and by pushing Mole into another
• The slats beneath my bed
  • By jumping on it
• The slats beneath my brother's bed
  • By sitting on it
• A fence
  • By falling through it
• A £300 watch
  • By throwing Mole under an avalanche of falling chairs
• A thick barn door

Series 1

• The One With The East German Laundry Detergent
  • 'Multiple orgasms!'
• The One With The Blackout
  • 'I'm stuck... in an ATM vestibule... with Jill... GOODACRE!'
• The One With All The Poker
  • 'I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a guy with warts on his face...'

Series 2

• The One With The Baby On The Bus
  • 'What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday party?'
• The One With The Bullies

• Nintendo 64.
  • Mario Kart. Goldeneye. Banjo Kazooie.
• Pokemon Cards.
  • Shiny Charizard. Diglett x20. Mewtwo.
• SM:TV Live.
  • Wonky Donkey. Chums. Challenge Ant.
• Packed Lunches.
  • Winders. Sunny D. BNs.
• Kids Game Shows.
  • Fun House. 50/50. Get Your Own Back.
• Pop Bands.
  • Spice Girls. S Club 7. Steps.
• School Crazes.
  • Tamagotchis. Pogs. Yo-Yos.

Sloth

• I am usually willing to walk long distances if I need to get somewhere
• I can dedicate a whole day to cleaning
• I don't mind doing things I dislike if it will benefit those I care for

Gluttony

• I refuse to eat 'unhealthy' meals more than two days in a row
• I try to avoid foods that are high in saturated fat
• I think Fitnesse cereal with sliced banana is the best meal of the day

Wrath

• I can't grasp how people get angry by things that don't directly affect them
• I find it difficult to hold grudges against people I like
• I will always look to mediate and discuss...

• 10. Skitchin' (Sega Mega Drive)
• 9. Pokemon Red/Blue (Game Boy)
• 8. Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee (Playstation)
• 7. Dead Or Alive 2 (Playstation 2)
• 6. SSX Tricky (Playstation 2)
• 5. Banjo Kazooie (Nintendo 64)
• 4. Streets Of Rage 2 (Sega Mega Drive)
• 3. Timesplitters: Future Perfect (Nintendo GameCube)
• 2. Mario Party 2 (Nintendo 64)
• 1. Super Smash Bros. (Nintendo 64)

• Standing on top of New York's Rockefeller Centre at night
• Sitting at the Cheltenham Peak at sunset
• Walking through Codicote Fields at night
• Being in my Grandparent's living room at Christmas
• Chilling in K6 in Hardwick Thames
• Sitting in the stands at Carrow Road
• Laying in my bed with SammyLou

General Nicknames

• Spillee
• Peeelaaar
• Pink
• LeeDotPee

Facebook Middle Names

• Argonaut
• Neutrino
• Spinoza
• Wisteria
• Lazović
• Nekoda
• Sillabub
• Nanook

Manly Man Nicknames

• (Captain) BabySpice
• (Captain) BumbleBee
• (Captain) Gnasher
• (Captain) Amo Mikael

• Mess
• When there's no hot water
• Music playing backwards
• Buses
• Trying to find something in TK Maxx
• Jaffa Cakes
• When I misquote Friends
• People who only care about themselves
• Guinness
• Getting writer's block for days on end
• CJ from Eggheads
• Running out of clothes
• Ipswich Town
• The sound of clocks ticking when I'm trying to get to sleep
• Camping
• Feeling out of place
• Having no internet
• Dogs
• Misspelling a word when I'm writing up in neat

• Ben 'Stebbiino' Stebbings
• Lee 'Peeelaaar' Pillar
• Richard 'Jude' Lawes
• Joshua 'GeeGee' Allen
• Luke 'Gluke' Warner
• Daniel 'D-Vine' Vine
• John 'Super Mario' Slough
• Alec 'Germs' Summersgill
• Gary 'Wowzer' White
• Jack 'Fo'Sho'' Forshaw
• Michael 'Brockbanks' Brockbanks
• Lewis 'Hurrey' Murray
• Daniel 'Tunde' Sule

• I Sing To Myself Loudly.
  • Usually in the shower. Or in my room. Or when I'm cleaning. Or sometimes in the street
• I Shower Whenever Possible.
  • No harm in being clean
• I Replaced My NY Beanies With Neck Scarves.
  • I tried to learn fashion sense
• I Wanted To Be On Big Brother.
  • I did audition. I didn't get in
• I Enjoy Being An iPod DJ.
  • I find the right music. Or the better music. It's the same thing
• I Blag Everything.

• Gucci Pour Homme II Aftershave (100ml) £35.00
• Nike ID Trainers £90.00
• Ben And Jerry's Half Baked Ice Cream £3.99
• Original Glazed Krispy Kreme Doughnuts (12 Pack) £7.45
• Logitech Z523 White 2.1 PC Speakers with Subwoofer £89.99
• Jack Daniels 1915 Gold Medal Decanter Bottle (1l) £39.95
• Signed Single Brick at Carrow Road £50.00
• Ceiling Mounted Crosswater Square Shower Head (350mm) £400.00
• 'Whopper' Gigantic Solo Bean Bag £89.99
• Thomas Pink Boxer Shorts £20.00
• Lucky Charms Cereal £7.49
• Black AquaLampe Fishtank £131.99
• Nintendo 64 Console £25.00
• Tinseltown VIP 4 Cookies 'n' Cream Milkshake £4.99
• Tetley's Earl Grey and Vanilla Tea Bags £2.20
• Deal Or No Deal Fruit Machine Spins £2.00

Year One

• Bonkers - Dizzee Rascal
• Can't Tell Me Nothing - Kanye West
• Day 'N' Nite - Kid Cudi
• Electric Feel - MGMT
• Embers - Just Jack
• Everlong - Foo Fighters
• Fascination - Alphabeat
• Fly On The Wings Of Love - XTM And DJ Chucky
• For A Pessimist, I'm Pretty Optimistic - Paramore
• Get Smashed Gate Crash - Hadouken!
• Heads, Shoulders, Kneez and Toez - K.I.G. Family
• Hey Ya - Outkast
• Hot 'N Cold - Katy Perry
• I'm On A Boat - The Lonely Island ft. T-Pain
• Kids - MGMT
• Let It Rock - Kevin Rudolf ft. Lil Wayne

• Being 'chased' through Bristol after bending an expensive piece of space machinery in order to make the 'Uranus' indicator point at my arse.
• Rolling around on a bed believing that 'Wonderful Christmas Time' is the most perfectly structured song to have ever been written.
• Watching a frail old man belt out the best rendition of Roy Orbison's 'I Drove All Night' in an expensive karaoke bar.
• Hiding behind a cupboard holding the gaze of my best mate as we awkwardly listened to someone get a blowjob.
• Watching through the peep hole on my door while someone joyously but viciously smashed a football continuously against it..
• Staying up all night with baseball bats and planks of wood to kill potential burglars.

Sloth

• I almost always sleep in past midday
• I do everything I can to avoid having to do actual work
• I never involve myself in any extra-curricular activities

Gluttony

• I can never not finish a tub of Ben & Jerrys
• I will nearly always go for seconds
• I believe that the addition of cheese makes any food nicer

Wrath

• I get ridiculously angry when inanimate objects refuse to work
• I do not understand how people cannot see my side of an argument
• I cannot tolerate arrogant, hypocritical and uncompromising people

Envy

Name: Dan Vine

• Nickname(s): D-Vine; Vinealot
• Song(s): One Step Beyond - Madness; My Old Man's A Dustman - Lonnie Donegon
• Quote(s): 'I've started so I'll finish'; 'Get ooooout'
• Precious Moments: Our irregular TV Guide/Marathon nights of comedy and Doctor Who
• YouTube Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTrzxEtBY...

Name: Josh Allen

• Nickname(s): GeeGee; D
• Song(s): Steal My Sunshine - LEN; All The Way Turnt Up - Travis Porter; Here Comes The Hammer - MC Hammer
• Quote(s): 'Like the clappers'; 'Arthur serious'
• Precious Moments: Micro Machine Lap Time competitions
• YouTube Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOBepebPt...

Name: Ben Stebbings

• Nickname(s): Stebbiino; Morocco

TV

• 10. Nessa (Gavin & Stacey)
• 9. Chandler Bing (Friends)
• 8. David Brent (The Office)
• 7. Marvin (The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy)
• 6. Nathan (Misfits)
• 5. Maurice Moss (The IT Crowd)
• 4. Bernard Black (Black Books)
• 3. Rick (The Young Ones)
• 2. Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
• 1. Alan Partridge (I'm Alan Partridge)

Film

• 10. Woody (This Is England)
• 9. Ed (Shaun Of The Dead)
• 8. Donkey (Shrek)
• 7. Tyler Durden (Fight Club)
• 6. Jules Winnfield (Pulp Fiction)
• 5. Napoleon Dynamite (Napoleon Dynamite)
• 4. Sol and Vinnie (Snatch)
• 3. Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates Of The Caribbean)

• 10. 'Science' (BB6)
• 9. Samantha and Amanda Marchant (BB8)
• 8. Marcus Akin (BB10)
• 7. Jade Goody (BB3)
• 6. Brian Dowling (BB2)
• 5. Pete Bennett (BB7)
• 4. Glyn Wise (BB7)
• 3. Sam Pepper (BB11)
• 2. Brian Belo (BB8)
• 1. Nikki Grahame (BB7)

• Spaghetti Bolognese with Vinegar
• Walk In Wardrobes
• Long baths
• Waking up to a text message
• Having a variety of aftershaves on my shelf
• Jukeboxes
• Blink-182 lyrics
• Chill Nights
• Pink accessories
• Honey and Milk Scented Handwash
• The smell of petrol
• The night sky
• Cornish Ice Cream with a dollop of Clotted Cream on top
• Propaganda's Punk Rock Hour
• Facebook notifications
• Ugg Boots
• Carrow Road
• When my hair actually looks good
• That Christmas-sy feeling

• Buck Bumble - Title Screen (Nintendo 64)
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G7eB8tl9...
• Sonic The Hedgehog 2 - Bonus Stage (Sega Megadrive)
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpU5640iE...
• Banjo Kazooie - Theme Song (Nintendo 64)
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_K4iG5-l...
• Bomberman 64 - Multiplayer Victory (Nintendo 64)
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggHecbCJ-...
• Worms - Theme Song (Playstation)
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moaPl-Sqz...
• Skitchin' - Title Screen (Sega Megadrive)
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jli0To4Vr...
• Donkey Kong 64 - Theme Song (Nintendo 64)
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9Tdd-adE...

• Russell Brand For party atmosphere
• Jeremy Clarkson For heated debate
• Karl Pilkington For different insights
• Joe Strummer For legendary status
• William Shakespeare For witticisms
• The Doctor For story telling
• David Beckham For idolisation purposes
• Derren Brown For entertaining the crowd
• Nick Hornby For conversational purposes
• Chandler Bing For comic relief
• Captain Jack Sparrow For interest purposes
• Billy Bragg For alternative opinions
• Father Christmas For bringing joy
• Flight Of The Conchords For live music

The Offspring

• Favourite Song: Gone Away
• Favourite Album: Ixnay On The Hombre
• Favourite Lyrics: 'The more you suffer, the more it shows you really care' - Self Esteem
• Favourite Live Song: Self Esteem (Brixton Academy, 2005)

Green Day

• Favourite Song: She
• Favourite Album: Dookie
• Favourite Lyrics: 'You can't go forcing something if it's just not right' - When I Come Around
• Favourite Live Song: Boulevard Of Broken Dreams (Milton Keynes Bowl, 2005)

Blink-182

• Favourite Song: Going Away To College
• Favourite Album: Take Off Your Pants And Jacket
• Favourite Lyrics: 'This world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful to me' - Going Away To College
• Favourite Live Song: I Miss You (Reading Festival, 2010)

Poppa (My Grandad)

• The funniest person I have ever and will ever know.
• Remains as my frame of reference to most topics.
• Developed my creative mind.
• Taught me that life isn't as serious as the world makes out.
• Is the only person who understands the reasons for which I am 'misunderstood'.

Mr. Hutton (Year 3 Teacher)

• Proved to me that education CAN be fun.
• Ensured that everyday was different and exciting.
• Had belief in me from the start and helped me improve in my writing from an early age.

Tom Delonge (Blink-182 Member)

• Owl City songs
• Airplanes - B.o.B ft. Hayley Williams
• Red Vauxhall Corsas
• The word 'Exacerbate'
• Fish and Chip shop scraps
• Club Can't Handle Me - Flo Rida ft. David Guetta
• Razzle Dazzle Ringtone on Samsung Genio
• World Of Warcraft
• Stockholme Syndrome - Blink-182
• Him&Her
• Those pink and blue cola bottle penny sweets
• Anything Vampire related
• Who People from Dr. Seuss
• Ridin' Solo - Jason Derulo
• I Love You, Man
• Tesco Profiteroles
• Stereo Love - Edward Maya (DJ Team Remix)
• McDonald's Cheesy Bites

• Big Train - Tom Henderson
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0TZxFQaX...
• That Mitchell and Webb Look - The Green Clarinet
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ekx3unEYY...
• Little Britain - Board Games
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy_SnULHb...
• A Bit of Fry and Laurie - Language
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFD01r6er...
• The Fast Show - Vegetable Drinking Game
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGBTrCZOb...
• Harry Enfield & Chums - Kevin And Perry's Manchester Accent
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KnZbZbdJ...
• Cowards - Vauxhall Corsa

• From: GeeGee

On the sun

'So so true. The sun doesnt mean shit! Fuck the sun, i can live without it. Burning people, giving people the stroke and giving people skin cancer! If someone said to me, Josh there is a guy outside and he is going to FUCK you up when you leave the house. I just wouldnt go out. Same principal man, same principal x'

• From: Stebbiino

On food

'Just get me my baguette and shut the fuck up'

• From: Jude

Out of context

'My hats got bird shit on it'

• From: SammyLouu

• 10. The Only Exception - Paramore
• 9. A Town Called Hypocrisy - Lostprophets
• 8. I Miss You - Blink-182
• 7. Island In The Sun - Weezer
• 6. Witchcraft - Pendulum
• 5. Little Sister - Queens Of The Stone Age
• 4. Kids/Poker Face (MGMT/Lady GaGa cover) - Weezer
• 3. Last Summer - Lostprophets
• 2. Stay With Me - You Me At Six (ft. Hayley Williams)
• 1. Let The Flames Begin - Paramore

Starter

• Platter with Fried Calamari, Breaded Mushrooms, Butter Garlic Prawns, Chilli Poppers, Falafel and Garlic Dough Balls.

Main Course

• Tender Lamp Chops with well-seasoned Roast Potatoes, soft Brocolli, Leeks, Onion Gravy and Mint Sauce.

Dessert

• Crushed Meringue with Raspberries, Strawberries and Blackberries, with Cornish Vanilla Ice Cream and a dollop of Cornish Clotted Cream on top.

• 10. Red Dwarf - Back To Reality (Series 5, Episode 6)
• 9. Skins - Chris (Series 2, Episode 5)
• 8. Spaced - Gone (Series 2, Episode 5)
• 7. Doctor Who - The Big Bang (Series 31, Episode 13)
• 6. Peep Show - Wedding (Series 4, Episode 6)
• 5. The Office - Training (Series 1, Episode 4)
• 4. The Young Ones - Bomb (Series 1, Episode 4)
• 3. The Inbetweeners - Xmas Party (Series 1, Episode 6)
• 2. Friends - The One Where No One's Ready (Series 3, Episode 2)
• 1. The Young Ones - Bambi (Series 2, Episode 1)