• "You don't pay me. We don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought."
  • "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
  • "Janet. Marty. WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?!?"
  • "No. It'll go right to your thighs. And then you'll blow up.
  • "OH MY GOSH. O FLOATING SHOPPING LIST."
  • "Is this the Krusty Krab?" "No this is Patrick." "Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Nooo, this is Patrick." "Is this the Krusty Krab?" "NOO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!!"
  • "I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me wumbo, wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo, it's first grade."
  • "Are you squidward?" "No." ... "Are you squidward now?"
  • "Maybe someday."
  • "No one can ever find out, not even...Squidward's house."
  • "That hat makes you look like a girl" "Am I a pretty girl?"
  • "Smitty Wareber-Yeager-Manjensen. He was #1."
  • "Remember Patrick, flatter the customer, make him feel good." "I love you."
  • "Isn't this great buddy? Just you, me, and this brick wall you built between us."
  • "I didn't know you spoke bird Patrick" "Naw Spongebob that's Italian"
  • "Liar liar, plants for hire"
  • I called you a lady to humiliate and demean you."
mar 29 2010 ∞
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