- being the only white person at a quinceñera
- saying "It's all good in the hood" in the presence of a black taxi cab driver
- "No offense, but you're really pretty".
- Model U.N.
- Winging an opening statement
- Ethiopia
- unmoderated caucuses
- Being asked if I was into boxing by a creepy man on the T and if I wanted to see his match in Chelsea
- Talking about legumes
- Encountering pantless people on the T
- Anytime I'm near K. Moss
- That time Rachel told Mr. K I was a Russian sex fiend and vodka enthusiast (aka Rasputin)
- Accidentally talking in a Russian accent to people at work
- Being asked if I had any weed at Warped Tour
jan 15 2009 ∞
jan 15 2009 +
