- I make awesome sandwiches
- I am hilarious
- And charming
- And not conceited or arrogant at all
- I don't wear jewelry
- I like thrift stores
- AKA I am not too expensive or high maintenance
- I don't snore
- I am not passive aggressive
- I won't yell at you for leaving your clothes on the floor
- Or leaving dirty dishes in the sink
- I can cook
- I can bake
- I like my space just as much a I like togetherness
- I have no problem with the phrase "woman, go get me a beer"
- Or "woman, go make me a sandwich"
- As long as that's not all you say
- I would totally make you a couch bed when you are sick
- I don't like chick flicks
- Or lame ass vampire movies
- I am loyal
- I am blunt
apr 27 2011 ∞
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