- it's all fun and games until someone gets herpes
- climb the highest mountain and punch god in the face
- eat a four leaf clover and then play russian roulette with six bullets
- quit smoking, breath lava
- seize the day by the throat and take its wallet to buy espresso
- find waldo. punch him
- i have a lucky number. it's ∞.
- if life asks for your all, give it more than it can handle until it wishes it never even asked in the first place
- the more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle and the more t-shirts you will have to buy
- the sidewalk is mine. enjoy the lawn.
- awesome is a synonym for you
dec 22 2009 ∞
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