- I can never take naps at home because my mom's husband keeps the living room TV as loud as it can go.
- I won't have to swerve around the garbage pail and then pull forward and then back up again to park in the ridiculously annoying spot my mom makes me park in.
- I won't have to deal with people in the morning (I hate being in the presence of people first thing in the AM).
- I can play guitar/sing any hour of the day/night.
- I won't have to clean the bathroom 5 minutes before I leave for work because my mom's husband is having company over and I wasn't notified a decent amount of time beforehand.
- I won't have to wash the dishes as I use them.
- I can take a shower whenever I want instead of waiting for laundry to be done, or the dishwasher to be done, or for someone in the other shower to be done. It's the 21st century, I really don't understand why it matters.
- I can do laundry whenever I want.
- I won't have to wait to use the bathroom.
- I'll have peace and quiet when I want.
- I won't be reprimanded for eating someone's food even though I didn't know it was their's.
- I won't have to ask before eating practically everything.
- I won't get yelled at for flushing tampons down the toilet instead of throwing them in the trash.
- I won't have to deal with the ghetto ass broken toilet anymore.
- I won't have to smell disgusting food being cooked.
- I won't have to fax the stupid EBT forms every few months and get my managers to sign them.
- I won't have to be super quiet when I'm getting something to eat at night.
- I won't have to be super quiet when coming home late.
- I won't be woken up at freaking 8am after not being able to fall asleep until 5am so someone can get my keys to move or use my car.
- I can use my juicer without fear of it being too loud.
- I won't have to listen to doors slamming all of the time. No one in this house is graceful.
- I won't have to listen to the baby crying all of the time.
may 20 2012 ∞
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