- my dad always buying me hot chocolate at the gas station and then I would accidently spill it all over myself every single time
- telling my classmates that i was moving to florida on april fools day and no one believing me
- the house next to school that would always blast music during recess and all the kids would dance near the fence by that house
- doing handstands during recess
- computer time at school
- my spice girls club and being ginger spice
- always crying when I didn't get my way
- tammy's
- singing songs from the titanic in tammy's garage
- sewing the skin of our fingers
- hanging out in the tree waiting for tammy to get off of the bus
- being picked up early from school at deltona elementary by my mom and uncle nicky
- the smell of the library at calusa elementary
- going to three different schools during the fourth grade
- going to two different schools during the fifth grade
- going on a mall trip while in daycare and seeing my dad in the mall and wanting to go home with him, but not being allowed to. then crying on the way back to daycare because of it and getting my belle barbie doll taken away. then telling my mom that they took my barbie when she picked me up and she got mad at them and got my barbie back.
- being in my mom's car and breaking the stem of her flower while she was getting something from my daycare, then feeling bad because she was already upset because aunt colleen got a better flower.
- crying when my mom told me she was pregnant with amber.
- my dad throwing a tool in my ariel tent and tearing it.
- bringing my cat to my dad's house when visiting
- breaking my polly pocket because i got mad and my dad telling me he'll make a wheel chair for her, but he never did
- always getting yelled at because i never wanted to eat my dinner
- pop-pop eating my dinner while my mom was away so i didn't have to sit at the table for hours and so i could play with my cousin
- getting the prior night's dinner packed in my lunchbox because i wouldn't eat it and then throwing it away at school
- my mom finding out that i was throwing it away at school, so then she wouldn't let me go to sleep until i ate my dinner
- giving my sister all of my tiny carrot slices and telling her that it was cheese so she would eat it for me
- or putting the carrot slices (or other food i hated) in a napkin, putting it in my pocket and flushing it down the toilet
- eating at our little kiddie table
- eating at my mom's nail table
- getting in trouble because i didn't want to eat my hamburger, and then when my mom and my step-dad went out of the room i buried it under trash. when they came out and i said i finished it, they looked in the trash and didn't find it and then yelled at me for feeding it to the dog... even though i didn't feed it to the dog.
- getting upset because my mom packed me roast beef for lunch for the daycare field trip to the beach
- riding in a tube down the lazy river
- asking my mom if I could have a cookie, she said yes, so then i asked if i could have two, she said yes, so then i asked if i could have ten and she said no, but i still snuck an extra cookie
- growing a lima bean in a plastic bag for school
- always picking my nose
- getting my pictures done after dance practice
- getting in a fight backstage with a girl in a blue tutu and telling her she looked like a boy because she had short hair
- wanting to go home with my dad after the recital but not being allowed to
- always telling my mom when i was angry that i was going to call the cops on her
- actually calling the cops on my mom
- getting a toy car that i could drive for my birthday, but never getting the battery replaced after it went dead
- never being allowed to wear pig-tails as a child because my mom went to a psychic that said i'll get hit by a car while riding my bike and i'll be wearing a sun dress and pig-tails.
- getting yelled at by uncle vinny because i tapped the dog's face when he was about to bite me, and then my mom hearing him yell at me so she bitched him out.
- not being able to play with a toy that my cousin gave me because my mom said it smelled like poop
- always crying at sleepovers because i wanted to go back home
- waking up screaming from nightmares about my dad getting caught in a fire
- when i was away from my mom, being afraid that a monster was going to get her and when i was away from my dad, being afraid that a monster would get him
- telling my dad i didn't know how to count to ten even though i knew how to count endlessly
- throwing a water balloon on my dad's head from the second floor and him being very angry
- walking around on all fours like a cat and drinking milk from a bowl on the floor with just my tongue
- this new lady at daycare asking me where my parents were and saying i don't have any parents because i didn't know what the word meant
- making a card for aunt gina's birthday and putting it in the window sill so she could see it from heaven
- a cat giving birth at my dad's house inside the couch on the second floor
- hanging upside down from said couch, then uncle tommy getting out of the shower and accidently dropping his towel and being super embarrassed about it
- butterfly catching
- feeding ducks
- being chased by a goose
- my dad's pickup truck
- not having shoes to play on the playground and my dad telling me to just use the padding from my rollerblades, but crying because i was embarrassed about it
- getting into a car accident, flipping over
- having to wear a neck brace because of said car accident
- going over to someone's house (i forget who) with neck brace on and being embarrassed because i forgot to take it off
- going into the older girls room and her giving me a bunch of rings
- the daily alphabet dance in kindergarten
- the first day of kindergarten - the teacher saying she was going to ask everyone to recite the alphabet and me being worried because i didn't know what that was because i always referred to the alphabet as the abc's
- offering candy kisses to the boy i had a crush on in kindergarten
- a girl in elementary school telling me she wanted to have sex with all of the boys
- field day - being on the red team
- singing on the stage in the lunch room
- being embarrassed of the brown paper bags i carried my lunch in
- having a water stand instead of a lemonade stand and making actually making money
- singing waterfalls by tlc on the playground
may 1 2013 ∞
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