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- You are not supposed to tuck every single strand of your hair into a baseball cap. The slot on the back is there for a purpose-for ponytails.
- You aren't a scriptorian. Stop trying to "teach me things" by using Bible references.
- Unless you're an anorexic teenager or a body building chick, you don't look hot in a bikini. ESPECIALLY when you have a nasty stomach from Russian foods & birthing a baby.
- I KNOW WHO EDITH PIAF & VINCENT VAN GOGH ARE.
- My dad absolutely hates painted nails and curled hair, both of which you sport unsuccessfully. Please clip your nails so you don't look like a Velociraptor & stop painting them maraschino cherry red!
- I would really appreciate it if you would refrain from using animal fat as the meat/contributing ingredient for your "soups".
- Please close your door when you're doing your belly dance work out dvd.
- Stop acting like you're the only one who takes care of Baxter. I am his "mother" and I take care of him more than you think. Also stop telling my dad that you're the only one who takes him out to the bathroom. I TAKE HIM OUT EVERY 2 HOURS, THANK YOU!
- I don't like your ABBA-esque music (don't get me wrong, I love ABBA, just not this awful crap). Please don't blast it throughout the entire house. Headphones + iPod + Olga + Boney M = me not having to hear those wretched songs.
- Not all pants are supposed to be hi-rise. When you take low-rise pants and hike them up to your belly button, you will have camel toe.
- You look fetching angry in every. single. picture you take. SMILE! Who cares if you have jacked up teeth?! I would rather look happy with a nasty smile than look pissed off.
- You aren't as cultured as you think. Yeah, you've been to several countries in Europe & you've been to India...but you don't know every single thing about the world! Stop acting like you're the only one who keeps up with current/past events.
- You don't pronounce vacuum like "wack-you-m". Same with vomit. It's not "womit."
- Please don't call my Grandfather "Dad". He's not your Dad...
- Thank you for your time, Olga.
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