I have been in QUITE the mood lately, so to release my anger towards the world, I am making this list.

• Marijuana
• The over-use of perfume/cologne
• Insects
• The thought police - By this I mean anyone who attempts to coerce others into subscribing to their own notions of how to live, think, or act.
• Inconsiderate Motorists
• Clowns
• Cigarettes
• Mayonnaise - Why do most restaurants insist on automatically putting this on my chicken sandwich? It's gross stuff, and once you've slathered it on there, you can never really get rid of the taste.
• Mispronunciation of the word "nuclear"
• Adults who buy their children ATVs
• ATVs in general
• Fine print
• Anime
• People who talk and yawn at the same time, and look at you like you are crazy when you asked them to repeat themselves.
• Prices that end with ".99"
• People who knock as they are entering.
• Paper cuts
• French Manicured toenails
• The sound of ripping apart cotton balls
• People who hover in public restrooms
• Colors named after vegetables
• Cats - Sorry. I'm just a dog person. DEAL.
• 7-Day Weather Forecasts
• People who don't try and see things from a different perspective.