by "just like me fr" i mean quotes that 1. i find relatable and/or 2. sound like something i'd say. sorry this is cringe

• Aw... he's a loser. - molly, epithet erased: prison of plastic
• But this particular flashback has way too much historical significance to be shown in anything but WIDESCREEEEEEEEEEEEN! - strong bad, strong bad email
• Can't do that 'cause you guys are fucking assholes! Deal with it! - jirachi, pokemon: starters
• Chai tea?! Chai MEANS tea, bro! You're saying tea tea! Would I ask you for a coffee coffee with room for cream cream?! - pavitr, spiderman: across the spiderverse
• Do you hear me? I refuse to share your destiny! - balan, balan wonderworld: maestro of mystery, theatre of wonders
• Don't push me down like that when YOU did this to me! - ms censordoll, moral orel
• Every fuckin' one of 'em, they have the gall to take pity on me. And they don't even know how much they're hurtin' me by doin' it. - noitora, bleach
• Excuses, excuses! How am I supposed to trust you when all you give me are EXCUSES?! When are you gonna learn that your actions have consequences?! Consequences that affect other people! LIKE ME! - benson, regular show
• Forget this cookie-cutter town filled with gingerbread houses! - chris, out there by ryan quincy
• How was I gonna find my place in a town that didn't even notice me? - chad, out there by ryan quincy
• I failed you. I wish there were another way for me to say it. I cannot. I can only beg your forgiveness. - victor/mr. freeze, batman: the animated series
• I guess in the back of my mind I was hoping... Wishing, that finally... Someone came along to pull me out of my sorrow. But... Happiness has always been wishful thinking down here. - dalv, undertale yellow (if you kill him during an aborted pacifist route)
• I had true hatred with Venture... I just wanted to kick his ass! I wanted to build a MACHINE to kick his ass! I wanted to build an EMPIRE to HOUSE THE MACHINE to KICK HIS ASS! - the monarch, the venture bros.
• I like being weird. Weird's all I've got. That and my sweet style. - moss, the it crowd
• I'll let you go... I'll let you go to Hell! - avocato, final space
• I've got better things to do tonight than die! - springer, the transformers: the movie
• If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have! - shadow, sonic '06
• If this is sadness, I don't like it one bit. - luci, disenchantment
• If you feel yourself getting mad, go ahead! If someone's doing something to irritate you, tell them about it in detail! And hike... whenever you FEEL like it! - mr. demartino, daria
• Look at me! YOU DID THIS TO ME! - the spot, spiderman: across the spiderverse
• Murderer... I'll kill you! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! - clive, final fantasy xvi
• None of you seem to understand... I'm not locked in here with you... YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME! - rorschach, watchmen
• Nowhere is safe if it's with you. - starscream, transformers: earthspark
• Oh she did this ta you, and now you doing this ta me! You've been doin' it our WHOLE LIVES, and it's gettin' old - it's gettin' REAL old, old man! -uncle ruckus, the boondocks
• People say to me “Russ, you paranoid." I say to them “who the hell are you, and how did you get my number?" - russel, gorillaz
• THE SIGN! ON THE BACK OF THE CAR! SAID "CRITTERS OF HOLLYWOOD!" YOU DUMB FUCK! - silent bob, jay and silent bob strike back
• This is the only way to fix things. The only way I know... - starlo, undertale yelllow
• We make enemies for all sorts of reasons, and from the moment you make an enemy, until one of you draws his last breath - you're in a battle. - noitora, bleach
• When awesome calls, a daredevil answers the phone. - kick, kick buttowski: suburban daredevil
• WHY are you ALWAYS so mean to me? EVERYONE is ALWAYS SO MEAN! All I've ever done is try to help! - claptrap, borderlands: the pre-sequel
• Why couldn't you just let me make believe?! - baby doll/mary dahl, batman: the animated series
• Why does everyone assume I WANT to be normal? - jason, foxtrot
• YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME ENVY THE DEAF AND THE BLIND! - dale, king of the hill
• You still want anything to do with me? - avocato, final space
• Your mother was a broken down tub of junk with more gentleman callers than the operator! - bentley, sly cooper: honor among thieves