- Never eat anywhere that has both pizza and burgers. 
- However, if you're at a place that has both pizza and wings, party on. 
- Be wary of any place with a giant menu. 
- Wings are never bad, but never eat at a wing place that has sub-par fries. 
- Yes, there is such a thing as bad fries. 
- Even if a restaurant has bad food, their dessert is usually pretty good, no matter where you go. It's hard to mess up dessert.
      
        - In some cases, appetizers also apply to this rule. 
 
- No matter how many toppings you add, if a basic cheese pizza is bad at a pizza shop, there is no good to be found there. 
- If a coffee shop doesn't have good hot chocolate, don't trust them with beans. 
- If the food item has "Diablo" in the name, IT'S GOING TO BE REALLY GOOD. 
         apr 23 2014 ∞
 apr 26 2017 +