• A sunflower (7 months)
• A pumpkin (age 3)
• Pocahontas (age 4)
• The Hamburgler (age 5)
  • supposed to be Dorothy, but the dress was so itchy!
• Queen Amidala (age 6)
• Pikachu (age 7)
  • This was the Halloween I was sick with a fever and only got to go to one house :(
• Harry Potter (age 8)
• Punk pirate (age 9)
  • This just sounds so stupid.
• N/A (age 12-14)
  • At 14, I worked at a church festival and we weren't allowed to wear costumes. The other 2 were just me being a loser.
• Flapper (age 15)
  • This didn't go well with the then-president of our theater troupe who went as the same thing
  • I had to wear my homecoming dress, since my mom refused to buy me a tassle dress
• A Jackson Pollock painting (age 16). See Exhibit A.
  • Was supposed to be Laurie from Watchmen, but didn't do it because it was $50 and my friend called me a slut for liking it :(
  • A lot of people thought I went as the galaxy, which is also pretty nifty.
• Rosie the Riveter (age 19)
  • I only dressed up for free burritos.

This sort of counts, but for my theatre banquet my freshmen year, our theme was Dead Famous People, and I was Edie Sedgwick.