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- "hai i'm 13 years young" Unless if you're Benjamin Button, you're getting OLDER.
- People who say "epic fail" or "epic win" all the time
- "music is my life!" -_-
- "That's not ladylike!" Like I care.
- "pwned/owned"
- People who call guacamole "guac". Is it that hard to add the next 3 syllables?
- "You lost the game" Um, no, you lose at life.
- "I have a fetish for Coach purses" Oh, so they get you off, huh?
- "I'm ranDuM" yaok
- When people say "I adore (insert stupid activities here)" Even though it's perfectly and grammatically acceptable, I personally don't like using the word adore as a verb.
- "I'm a closet geek~" Playing Mario Kart and wearing reading glasses doesn't make you "geeky".
- "I'm fluent in sarcasm" omg you're soooo witty and clever! Why can't I be a sly fox like you?!?
- "cool story bro" ha no one likes your douchebaggery.
- "I'm ashamed to be a part of the human race." You know what? You're right. You'd be better off as a planet. Maybe even a rock.
- "FUCK DA POLICE." Said by kids who have never been arrested.
- "i'm a 90s kid" No one cares.
- "i'm not short i'm fun sized" No, you're just short.
- When people come up to me and say "I saw your ex the other day". I am overcome with emotion.
- "My parents hid my Hogwarts letter" Sorry, Hogwarts doesn't exist. Please try again.
- “i listened to __ before they became known” you're so hip~
- "i'm not racist, but..." Don't even bother finishing that sentence.
- Whenever people passive-aggressively sigh. STAWP.
- Any white proverb. Ever.
feb 13 2011 ∞
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