COMPULSORY

• tall. (this is at the top of the list for a reason, must be a minimum of 6 foot, but 6'1 and upwards is where it’s at)
• smart. (ideally the kind of smart where neither one of you is sure who is the smartest)
• punctual. being late SUCKS.
• clean (only in the bodily sense, mind should be opposite)
• great music taste. this one is inflexible. period.
• reads books, fiction books, because ALL boys have at some stage read a biography of someone who at some stage they have idolised
• great at sex (See Lou, I raised the bar)
• thinks I’m awesome. it’s kind of pointless without this.

PREFERABLE

• wears checked shirts/western shirts
• indigos/cuffed jeans in general
• nice hair
• vans/converse/boots.
• sports a beard.
• likes alt country and punk rock.
• american/good accent.
• manly.