Love you Jess

• She's Canadian
• She uses creepy pick up lines on me
• In 4th grade she sang MC Hammer in the talent show, and did a dance
• One summer she went strawberry picking, 10 cents a carton, like a migrant worker, but for fun
• She wanted me to put that she can crack her big toe whenever she wants
  • Not only is that weird, but the fact that she wanted it on this list is creepy x2