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- A Cinderella Story
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- Brianna- Excuse me? Like, what are you, the Dirt Police?
- Gabriella- Yeah! The Dirt Police! Like, excuse me miss, do you know how fast your dirt was going?
- Fiona- You know it costs a fortune to fly that stuff in from Norwegia
- Fiona- Droughts are for poor people, you think J-Lo has a brown lawn? People who use extra water have extra class
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- Kicking & Screaming
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- Phil Weston- You're my assistant. You're supposed to back me up and go get me juiceboxes whenever I want. Now go get me a juicebox!
- Mike Ditka- DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO?
- Phil Weston- I'm talkin' to the juicebox guy!
- Mike Ditka- You're crazy!
- Phil Weston- I'm not crazy, I'm just thirsty!
- Mike Ditka- OH, YOU GO TO HELL!
- Phil Weston- No, you go to hell, and while you're there, why don't you grab me a juicebox!
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- Ann Hogan- You ease up on him.
- Phil Weston- You just ease up there on your corduroy jacket.
- Mark Avery- Hi, I'm Mark Avery - you know, I like to keep my pimp hands strong
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- Buck Weston- You know how hard it's been for me ever since your mom died.
- Phil Weston- She didn't die! She divorced you!
- Buck Weston- Ehh... tomatoes, tomahtoes.
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- Connor- Coach, did you order the pizzas yet?
- Phil Weston- All in good time, Connor. But in the event the pizzas don't arrive, I have already made the decision... that we will eat Byong Sun.[Byong Sun backs away from the campfire, freaked out]
- Phil Weston- Okay, we're not gonna eat him. But he does look pretty appetizing, you have to admit.
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