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- Dialogue-
- Me- I just want to look like a vixen.
- Meg- When you said vixen, I pictured you with black hair in all leather
- Me- Ew. That's gross. Don't do that.
- Meg- Yeah, I probably shouldn't. Or at least not tell you when I do.
- Mr. Liu- Donnely, I hope you get run over by my car.
- Mr. Liu- Why are there so many tampons up there?!
- Spencer- I was playing a video game and all of the sudden he licked my elbow!
- Dialogue-
- Raven- Who keeps leaving their trash on the table?!
- Me- I have a good idea; let's hide it!
- Donnely- Great idea Steinberg...Then, when they come looking for their trash, they'll wonder where the heck it went!
- Mr. Liu- Mama was thickkkk
- Mr. Liu- You need to live on the edge, use testicular in your paper!
- Dialogue-
- Mr. Liu- You're like Mario in Mario Cart, you're mediocre in everything.
- Dad- (Pointing to Abercrombie bag) I thought they weren't going to use this picture of me.
- Ms. Vala- Let's go over those redox equations. You know the ones that take seven steps and a few tears.
- Dialogue-
- I forget...- We stayed on the resort the whole time
- I forget...- It's fun until it gets raided by Mexican terrorists
- Dialogue-
- Jessika- Your eyes are red, are you on drugs?
- Katie- No...I was crying (sarcasm)
- Jessika- Because you were doing drugs
- Dialogue-
- Sibrey- I hate people with boyfriends
- Shelby- Sorry guys
- Sibrey- Shelby, you don't have a boyfriend
- Becky- whatever floats your oversized boat
- Dialogue-
- Me- have you ever seen in the land of women?
- Jessika- no...it sounds like a porno
- Georgie- get twitter guys because the only person on there is one of my teachers, and it's really weird
- Melissa- she probably can't afford tanning because she spends all her money on male hookers and herpes cream
- Dialogue-
- Me- yeah jessika can speak fluent russian
- Georgie- say "i like to dance with mashed potatoes"
- Dialogue-
- Jackie- these uniforms make me look like zenon, girl of the 21st century.
- Coach Gentz- start focusing girls
- Jackie- how can i focus when i'm trying to save my space station from destruction?
- Anna L- first jackie comes out followed by a pack of 'g's
- Dialogue-
- Me- you're like a maverick!
- Jessika- is that a race car driver?
- Jessika- call me j-unit
- Dialogue-
- Me- you have to be asian to be in it
- Jessika- no! affirmative action!
- Me- exactly...
- Jessika- yeah i just wanted to say that...
- Jessika- yeah i feel you too. wanna hang out this weekend, maybe fuck? have some pizza?
- Dialogue-
- Mom- i liked to watch star trek
- Me- thats because you had nothing else to do, you lived on a farm. it was either watch star trek or milk the cows.
- Mom- we didn't have cows
- Me- feed the chickens?
- Mom- we didn't have chickens either
- Me- dress up the cats
- Mom- star trek was more fun
- Dialogue-
- Liz- Nick Lachey just looks like a water bed
- Ally- i would sleep on that waterbed
- Liz- isn't due process how they order books at the library?
- Dialogue-
- Me- save a spot for delaney in team circle
- Coach Gentz- make two spots for her butt
- Meg- i love those songs where the guy lists random things about the girl like, "she loves opera" or "she can't get enough of africa"
- Mrs. Vala- does that get your underwear in a bunch?
- Mrs. Warner- it's kind of like "why didn't i think of that" like lyrics now a days like "I'm too sexy for my shirt." anyone could come up with that..."Sheri's got a big ol' butt oh yeah!"
- Dialogue-
- Me- tesselate sounds kind of sexual
- Becky- i want to tesselate all over your body
- Dialogue-
- Melissa- did you make these rice krispie treats?
- Me- yeah why?
- Melissa- [sticks rice krispie treats under her dress] no reason
- Lex- did you just stick that in your vagina?
- Melissa- you liked it
- Lex- rice krispie treat porn...snap, crackle, pop, yeah!
feb 15 2009 ∞
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