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Attach a bunch of fortune cookies to your clothes. Wear a scarf or towel wrapped around your head.
Wear whatever clothing you choose. Attach a sign to your back that says "Shirt: $30...Jeans: $50...Shoes: $70......Halloween costume that took minimal effort: Priceless.
Wear pajamas, a robe, slippers, 5 o'clock shadow, and use hair gel to mess up your hair. Carry a coffee cup, a newspaper in the pocket of your robe, and a pillow.
Wear a sign that says "Got Milk?". Paint a milk mustache over your lip with make-up or other non-toxic white substance.
Wear a track suit or running clothes. Use a marker to write the word "no" several times all over yourself.