• Call ex–boyfriends
• Cry
• Listen to embarrassing songs
• Tell strangers all my secrets
• Act like a slut
• Puke
• Fall down (a lot)
• Cry some more
• Get aggressive for no reason
• Fall asleep (in clubs)
• Eat like a maniac
• Dance
• Steal straws, ice cubes and glasses
• Puke in a sink, clog up the sink, then use bare hands to scoop out the chunks of puke.

I'm so ashamed...