• A Santa at NASA.
• Never odd or even.
• Dammit, I'm mad.
• Cigar? Toss it in a can. It is so tragic.
• Was it a car or a cat I saw?
• Live not on Evil.
• Won't I panic in a pit now?
• Ten animals I slam in a net.
• Swap God for a janitor; rot in a jar of dog paws.
• No, Mel Gibson is a casino's big lemon.
• Eva, can I stab bats in a cave?

Weird Al