Ronnie is a co-worker of mine who sometimes doesn't say what he means..

• magnets - maggots
• 92100, 20910 - 90210
• panownce - pronounce
• panty grannies - granny panties
• hepless - helpless
• musky - muggy
• card - cord
• ate-able - edible
• sayerdays - Saturdays
• head lice - head lights
• tacknology - technology
• hefa hefa - helpful heifer
• tateela, cateela, kackeela - tequila
• pork tot - pop tart
• Angela Stansbury - Angela Lansbury
• Jimmie Joe's - Jimmie John's
• two things and a man - two men and a truck
• poperation - preperation
• petifically - specifically
• decliner - recliner
• margarita - macarena
• purplus - surplus
• ragally - raggedy
• intesticles - testicles
• tingle - tinkle
• click - clit
• taused salas - tossed salad
• suck - soak
• knees and pins - pins and needles
• Pada Doo - Paula Abdul
• Deli Moore - Demi Moore
• Dr. Pepper and Mr. Hyde - Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
• clod - clot
• Shwarkanegger, Smartsenager - Schwarzenegger
• commisate - compensate
• Errol Fitzgeral - Ella Fitzgerald
• flaud - fraud
• carless - cordless
• essess - access
• dram - jam
• Larry Gaga - Lady Gaga
• Batrell - Shantrell
• conjured - accomplished
• dubbada B - WB
• corage - collage
• RAS - IRS
• Tweet - Toyrie
• Dora the Exploder - Dora the Explorer
• City of Circle classic - Circle City classic
• Megan - Lindsey
• hunted - haunted
• wuves - wolves
• prachiate, preaciate - appreciate
• recaration - recreation
• chalopa - talpia
• rowchy - raunchy
• Crysta Halin - Sarah Palin
• 410k - 401k
• tyco - psycho
• eruption - erection
• Sherman - Charmin
• Spear - Sphere
• Old Celler - Old Yeller
• Lindsey - Leslie
• Hellen Keller - Sarah Palin
• Government - Government
• Dinah - Diana
• crouton - futon
• cisary - seriously
• Judy Garden - Judy Galrand
• Crastaphobia - Claustrophobia
• Myre Cyres - Miley Cyrus
• prebuke - rebuke
• Strippery Noodle - Slippery Noodle
• Doozy Howard - Doogie Howser
• MTZ - TMZ
• cheek butts - butt cheeks
• sellanella - salmonella
• ecomedy - economy
• devil vu - deja vu
• file trucks, flying trucks - snow plow
• FOU - UFO
• macaw - macabre
• nagola bar - granola bar
• decaidas - cicadas
• quedasadia - quesadilla
• outer house - out house
• reperch - replace
• tukley - turkey
• chaco - charcoal
• mossagins - moccasins
• nik pitten - nit picking
• cannibals - canopies
• Cohen the Barbarian - Conan the Barbarian
• windpipes - bagpipes
• Arethra - Aretha
• igernit - ignorant
• hairifying - horrifying
• Haunna House - Hannah House + haunted
• Takaderyl - pterodactyl
• Wooladela - vuvuzela
• Antonio Bandarion, Antero Baro - Antonio Banderas
• majama - pajamas
• crouton - futon
• laundry - lottery
• showering - shadowing
• artistic - autistic
• snooby-doo - Scooby-Doo
• Zerro - Zorro