apr 15 2010 ∞
feb 22 2011 +
  • Coffee Beans! I want to jump into a big pile of coffee beans!
  • You wrap it up just great.
  • That tree is atrocious!
  • That's a high quality tie you got on there.
  • Megan, you are such a dork!
  • Would you like some coffee while you wait?
  • 35 minutes later...
  • Blood!
  • You're gonna die.
  • So long...so wrong...world...you...
  • That stupid bastard!
  • Pepawl...sum mow pepawl...spawkle...
  • Awww, he put it away!
  • I'm in deep thought...what rhymes with orange?
  • Truck!
  • 74 minutes left...it's a sad, sad world...
mar 12 2009 ∞
aug 3 2011 +
  • Abagail
  • Adelaide
  • Adele
  • Agnes
  • Alice
  • Aurelia
  • Autumn
  • Beryl
  • Blair
  • Blythe
  • Callie
  • Carmine
  • Catelyn
  • Celeste
  • Charlotte
  • Chloe
  • Cissani
  • Claire
  • Clover
  • Constance
  • Cora
mar 12 2009 ∞
jul 20 2013 +

obody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." -Conan O'Brian

"Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion." -Tina Fey

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. -Ben Franklin

"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car."

"The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity." -Harlan Ellison

"You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed." -Le Petit Prince

"Where they have burned books, they will end in burning human beings." -Heinrich Heine

"An idea that is not dangerous is unworth...

apr 3 2011 ∞
aug 1 2011 +
  • I’m scared I don’t belong in college. I get in these discussion classes, and we read our assignment, and when we come to class to discuss it the next day, I feel like everyone else was able to glean something deep and profound from the text, and I don’t have a chance. I listen to what everyone else has to say, and I feel like they must be so far beyond me, and so then I feel like I’m faking my way to a degree, and that no one has caught on yet..
  • I want to be a writer, and write an awesome novel, and I have all these awesome ideas, but I never actually put them to paper because I either a] can’t think of a good ending and/or plot to go along with it, or b] I’m too lazy.
  • I spend hours thinking of ways to humiliate people I hate, but I never actually do any of it. Incidentally, most of the peo...
mar 12 2009 ∞
jan 20 2011 +
  • Aiden
  • Asher
  • Auten
  • Corbin
  • Dorian
  • Drake
  • Gabriel
  • Galen
  • Hadden
  • Hadley
  • Harlan
  • Harker
  • Jonas
  • Koda
  • Logan
  • Marlow
  • Merrick
  • Ripley
  • Roland
  • Tennon
  • Tobias
mar 12 2009 ∞
sep 23 2010 +

First Names

  • Diamond
  • Diamonique
  • Lagina
  • LaPeaches
  • Satin
  • Tranquilina
  • Juanarrow
  • Marsue
  • Passion
  • Tateannataquoi
  • Shi'thead
  • Taje'quttara
  • Denim
  • Nokia
  • Princess
  • Cosimo
  • La-a
  • Alphonsus
  • Semen
  • Hatem
sep 23 2010 ∞
jul 20 2013 +
  • Megz
  • Megs
  • Meganowski
  • Toots
  • Poodle
  • Pygmy Queen
  • Megwynne
  • Megwynne of the North
  • Red
  • Chickadee
  • Magpie
  • Metal Mouth
  • Chunky Monkey
  • Candy Tits
  • Sev
  • Piggy
  • Mau Face
  • Meggy Moo
  • Juicy
  • Beloved
  • 8 Seconds
mar 21 2009 ∞
jan 20 2011 +