- WHAT THE FUCK I SWEAR TO GOSH I WORE A EFFING CONDOM
- You need to stop being scared of what might happen afterwards, I mean yeah you should think of the consequences, but if someone is taking it too far you need to just say no or just "fuck off". Because if you dont, then people will keep on walking all over you and take advantage of you
- Yeah hahaha, but i cant because my dad was called in for work :'( Man I wish I had my p's so that I could pick you up and we'd ust drive off to the city and look at apartments hahahahaha :)
- What...a......Duck.
- Dick*
- BTW WHAT'S WRONG? WHO'S THE BITCH
- But for relz. I have something to tell you. SHE is the bitchiest bitch of all mother effing bitches.
- Ok itll be like 69.... But instead... we're farting in each other's faces.
- Yeah sure..... Because sniffing asses is the new thing
- I would kiss your anus for you.... But our lesbian relationship hasn't gone that far yet..
- And wipe that pavlova off your face. You're not fooling anyone
- I want to shit. In her. You shit on her face. I shit in her mouth.
jun 8 2012 ∞
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