- Keep your word.
- In college, always sit in the front. You’ll stand out immediately.
- Carry your mother’s bags. She carried you for nine months.
- Be patient with airport security. They’re just doing their jobs.
- Don’t be the talker in a movie.
- The opposite sex likes people who shower.
- You are what you do, not what you say.
- Learn to change a tire.
- Be kind. Everyone has a hard fight ahead of them.
- An hour with grandparents is time well spent. Ask for advice when you need it.
- Don’t litter.
- If you have a sister, get to know her boyfriend. Your opinion is important.
- You won’t always be the strongest or the fastest. But you can be the toughest.
- Never call someone before 9am or after 9pm.
- Buy the orange properties in Monopoly.
- Make the little things count.
- Always wear a bra at work.
- There is a fine line between looking sultry and slutty. Find it.
- You’re never too old to need your mom.
- Ladies, if you make the decision to wear heels on the first date, commit to keeping them on and keeping your trap shut about how much your feet kill.
- Know the words to your national anthem.
- Your dance moves might not be the best, but I promise making a fool of yourself is more fun then sitting on the bench alone.
- Smile at strangers.
- Make goals.
- Being old is not dictated by your bedtime.
- If you have to fight, punch first and punch hard.
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