- There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs is not one of them.
- Never cancel dinner plans by text message.
- Don’t knock it ‘til you try it.
- If a street performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck.
- Always use ‘we’ when referring to your home team or your government.
- When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
- Don’t underestimate free throws in a game of ‘horse’.
- Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.
- Don’t dumb it down.
- You only get one chance to notice a new haircut.
- If you’re staying more than one night, unpack.
- Never park in front of a bar.
- Expect the seat in front of you to recline. Prepare accordingly.
- Keep a picture of your first fish, first car, and first boy/girlfriend.
- Hold your heroes to a high standard.
- A suntan is earned, not bought.
- Never lie to your doctor.
- All guns are loaded.
- Don’t mention sunburns. Believe me, they know.
- The best way to show thanks is to wear it. Even if it’s only once.
- Take a vacation of your cell phone, internet, and TV once a year.
- Don’t fill up on bread, no matter how good.
- A handshake beats an autograph.
- Don’t linger in the doorway. In or out.
- If you choose to go in drag, don’t sell yourself short.
aug 25 2014 ∞
aug 25 2014 +