- If you want to know what makes you unique, sit for a caricature.
- Never get your hair cut the day of a special event.
- Be mindful of what comes between you and the Earth. Always buy good shoes, tires, and sheets.
- Never eat lunch at your desk if you can avoid it.
- When you’re with new friends, don’t just talk about old friends.
- Eat lunch with the new kids.
- When traveling, keep your wits about you.
- It’s never too late for an apology.
- Don’t pose with booze.
- If you have the right of way, take it.
- You don’t get to choose your own nickname.
- When you marry someone, remember you marry their entire family.
- Never push someone off a dock.
- Under no circumstances should you ask a woman if she’s pregnant.
- It’s not enough to be proud of your ancestry; live up to it.
- Don’t make a scene.
- When giving a thank you speech, short and sweet is best.
- Know when to ignore the camera.
- Never gloat.
- Invest in good luggage.
- Make time for your mom on your birthday. It’s her special day, too.
- When opening presents, no one likes a good guesser.
- Sympathy is a crutch, never fake a limp.
- Give credit. Take blame.
- Suck it up every now and again.
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