•If I were a month, I would be May •If I were a day of the week, I would be Thursday evenings. •If I were a time of the day, I would be early mornings •If I were a planet, I would be Saturn. •If I were a sea animal, I would be a seahorse. •If I were a direction, I would be North. •If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a cushion. •If I were a sin, I would be Chasity. •If I were a historical figure, I would be Audrey Hepburn. •If I were a liquid, I would be vanilla extract. •If I were a stone, I would be Amethyst. •If I were a tree, I would be a Weeping Willo. •If I were a bird, I would be a Chick-a-dee. •If I were a tool, I would be a Saw. •If I were a flower, I would be a Edelweiss. •If I were a kind of weather, I would be cool, dark, autumn afternoons. •If I were a musical instrument, I would be a Clarinet. •If I were an animal, I would be a Elephant. •If I were a color, I would be lilac purple. •If I were a vegetable, I would be pea. •If I were a sound, I would be a falling leaf. •If I were an element, I would be fire. •If I were a car, I would be a Kia Sportage. •If I were a song, I would be "To sir with love" by Glee. •If I were a movie, I would be directed by Walt Disney. •If I were a book, I'd be Winter Girls by Laurie Anderson. •If I were food, I would be Hummus. •If I were a place, I would be an Effile Tower. •If I were a material, I would be wool. •If I were a taste, I would be Berries. •If I were a scent, I would be Black Raspberry Vanilla. •If I were a religion, I would be Mormon. •If I were a word, I would be Charisma. •If I were a an object, I would be a light fixture. •If I were a body part, I would be collar bones. •If I were a facial expression, I would be sad. •If I were a subject in school, I would be Social Studies. •If I were a cartoon character, I would be Winnie the Pooh. •If I were a shape, I would be a Hexagon. •If I were a number, I would be 16.