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Asleep at the Switch Harry Potter!AU. After Luhan mistakenly drinks a potion, thinking it was butterbeer, he must pretend to be Jongdae for a month. Jongdae? All Jongdae has to do is catch the snitch that will win Gryffindor the House Cup.

PG

Allow Me to Serenade You When Luhan’s friends dare him with a money bet to win over the unsuspecting RA of Walker 4th floor, they had no idea he’d actually take it. Let alone dedicate himself so vigorously to it.

Complexities Six ways in which Luhan is a good hyung.

Don't Touch What You Shouldn't Jongdae getting drunk is a touchy Jongdae. Luhan watching is possessive.

i read the menu for me-n-u Luhan can’t just stroll in while Jongdae’s still trolling. It’s just. It’s. Ugh.

i'm two quarters and a heart down jongdae's shoujo prince is pretty insistent on stealing his heart. lucky for him, jongdae doesn't think he could put up a fight even if he tried.

supernovas in collision and in that moment, you outshone my whole galaxy. (or, they’re teenage superheroes and kids in an orphanage)

Surf's Up Jongdae likes the beach and he likes surfing, but he likes Han best of all.

R

Balance The Beast Jongdae doesn't need a pack.

NC-17

All At Sea Jongdae and his crew are captured by pirates, but neither the fearsome Exotic Pearl nor the mysterious pirate Lu Han are what he expects them to be.

an (un)accidental attraction L.A. to Seoul and a bathroom blowjob inbetween

♡ Deep Waters Jongdae meets Luhan, who's intent on taking every bit of Jongdae he can get, even if Jongdae fractures into pieces at the end of it. Luhan as spymaster and Jongdae as tool.

❤ How To Pet: A Users Guide Luhan has never really been able to get along with cats. Until Joonmyun gets one and his life is turned into even more insanity that it already is.

I'll Be Yours (For Tonight) If You'll Be Mine Jongdae is forever horny and has so many needs that he turns to Luhan in China to fulfil them when Junmyeon isn't around.

Oh, He's Got Me Lu Han really doesn't care at all about Jongdae, aside from being slightly entirely obsessed with the fact that he exists.

❤ Perceptions of Right, Wrong, and What Really Is Jongdae has spent his whole life waiting for this, so it kind of sucks when things aren’t at all what he expects.

Scream For Ice Cream when luhan gets hired at a shop downtown he doesn't realize what's part of the job description

❤ Tales of a Fox Everyone knew that fox spirits sucked sexual energy from young, virile males, for their spiritual cultivation. An educated Qing Dynasty scholar, Luhan should have known that.

Twink and Girl At some point people just want to settle down

What is Love? Rockstar!chen and Idol!Luhan who start off badly, but then learn to understand and enjoy each other when their companies decides to give them a joint stage.