There once was a very strange dog, Who loved wearing only one clog, But still she ran, Without any plan, And soon ended up in the bog

There once was a man named Fred, Who frequently filled up with dread, One day, thought he, The solution could be: "I'm going to live in a shed"

There was a strange creature named Steve, Whose stories no one could believe, But although he was risky, He'd give you much whisky, Until you were drunk and naive