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  • taking dumb pictures together.
  • dressing in her clothes.
  • the fact that we're oppositely shaped - she's got a huge chest and no butt and I'm excactly the opposite.
  • playing Spore.
  • when she makes me watch weird British TV.
    • Doctor Who
    • Top Gear
    • The Catherine Tate Show
  • the Tardis.
  • when she wakes up 40 minutes late and manages to make a new car mix and be on time to school, whilst looking gorgeous.
  • she always orders sweet tea and got me to drink it, too.
  • going to P.F. Chang's every other day over the summer.
  • she always pays for my food.
  • Double Dave's salads.
  • her car says "door ajar" instead of "door open" or something similar.
  • her family yells because they love.
  • when she throws a British term into conversation out of the blue.
    • "I mean, if I was 20 stone..."
    • "yeah, it's about 2000 pounds!"
    • "and he was like, how are you cold? you're wearing a jumper!"
  • her angry little sister kicks goats at Disney World.
  • she's taking me to Europe this summer.
  • she knows how to dress and do hair and makeup, unlike me.
  • she puts up with my dorkiness.
  • two words: sound. effects.
  • she offers profound advice when I need it most.
  • her uncanny ability to remember every comedy act she's ever seen.
  • she can read me like a book.
  • she gives me silly presents.
    • an umbrella
    • a hello kitty stationary kit
    • a wells fargo t-shirt
    • milano cookies
  • going to the mall just to catch her on her break.
  • her parents always greet me with, "oh, it's YOU."
  • the fact that she doesn't use a purse.
  • taking 40 minute breaks when I'm not supposed to have one just to cheer her up and throw Texas chocolate at shoes.
  • when she brings me tampons at work because I'm dumb.
  • when she and her family make fun of me for being a dumb blonde.
    • Josa Bank
    • getting gas
nov 20 2008 ∞
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