• Why are all of these lists purple?
• Why am I too lazy to change it?
• Why am I not OCD enough to change it anymore?
• Why am I so tired?
  • Actually I know the answer to that one too.
• Why has my voice been crackin like a 12 year old boy's lately?
• Why am I not asleep?

I think I'm going to do that, go to sleep, RIGHT NOW!