• "I'm an art major; I love art. It's the only thing there is, if you think about it. Yeah, I said it. What are you gonna do? What are you gonna FUCKING do?"
  • "All my friends- The art we make, the people we hate, the drugs we take."
  • "I'm different in the way I think. It's not better. It's just different, but also better."
  • "'Live the life you have imagined.' Shakespeare said that, okay? Shakespeare. HE KNEW HIS SHIT."
  • "Let me just say something about homeless people, like I love them or whatever, but they need to CHILL THE FUCK OUT for like FIVE SECONDS."
  • "So a police officer comes up to me and he's all like, 'What are you doing?' And I'm like 'ExcUSE me. EXCUSE. ME. What are YOU doing? Like FIRST OF ALL, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, my tax money pays for YOUR salary, homeboy, you know what I'm sayin'? Like, MELLOW THE FUCK OUT.'"
  • "So he's coming up to me and he's all like 'You can't beat up homeless people.' And I'm like 'I don't- You know what? No. You're just taking this situation COMPLETELY out of context. Like, DUH.' Like, see, I don't know if he knew what 'context' meant, but I know because I go to NYU and we use words like that ALL THE TIME HERE. Like EVERY DAY we say that word. And like, the word aesthetics too? I ALWAYS say that. ALWAYS. "
  • "Okay, like that was MY BAD. I should not have pepper sprayed the cop, and I RESPECT THAT, but then he starts FREAKING OUT at me, like FREAKING OUT."
  • "Even though we MAKE UP everything in our world because we live in a socially constructed society, you just don't want to wear a lot of make up, because then you don't look good."
  • "Like this is my world. I own this city, like I put ON for my city, I put OUT for my city, I put UP with my city, I put DOWN with my city."
  • "SHIT, like this just got REAL."
  • "I've been writing songs since I've been in the fetus. Literally, like my mom told me that when I was in the fetus I would write songs on sheet music and like, that sounds weird but it was beautiful music because I was so young and they knew I was going to be a prodigy. And that's why they enrolled me in private school really early because they knew I was talented."
  • "It's like Plato said, like 'You can't- You can't.' Like, what Plato, like he was right!"
  • "I also love it because I get to eat fruit all the time. Most people can't, but I can because I'm vegan. Like apples. I love apples. Apples are the eyes of trees."
  • "I go to NYU and we are always contemplating and meditating and recreating and precepitating and making and faking and taking and breaking. Don't break hearts, break your pencil because school is an illusion."
  • "We didn't start the fire, it was always burning since the world was turning. The Beatles sang that. And the Beatles were from the '60s and they did a lot of drugs in the 60s and they were very wise. I do a lot of drugs and I am very wise."
  • "Money isn't even real! I hate it!"
  • "I'm not a normal person. I'm Little Miss Riding Hood if Little Miss Riding Hood smoked a lot of weed and painted on the trees everywhere she went."
  • "I'm hot and that's why guys don't like me."
  • "PEACE LOVE AN GRAMERCY, THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING SINCE DAY FRICKIN ONE."
  • "I'm really busy ALL THE TIME. Traveling the world, making movies, making art, making dresses, making people happy, making myself happy, making the world turn LITERALLY. I LITERALLY make the world turn BY MYSELF every day."
  • "I changed my major! I'm now in Gallatin for Metropolitan Studies. It's a very very selective program I which I actually LIVE with homeless people."
  • "And I know it sounds bad, but I actually get into the BEST parties because homeless people party like you DON'T EVEN KNOW. Have you ever snorted a line of coke off of someone that was frozen dead on the street? I HAVE."
  • "It's little things like this that make me better than most people."
  • "I went to rehab! It's not a big deal but I've actually been a meth addict for the past 18 months."
  • "Crouching tiger, hidden tomorrow. Have you ever seen the inside of an ottoman? Call me, my phone is in a coma. Society whirlwinds like the whirlwind of life. Look in your reflection and you'll see me, naked, holding a Rolling Stone from 2006 because I know all the music that was then...and now. Fly me to Paris and I'll take you on a tour...of Paris. Barack Obama. Sip your coffee like a London prostitute. Prostitute. Question mark. Question park. Nobody knows it, but you only started listening to that band AFTER they got popular. Space heaters can't fill the gap in your heart. Like art. Don't fart. It'll be AWKWARD. Identity. Metaphysical contemplation is not masturbation. It's inebriation. And scientification. So put that in your pipe. And crack it. Freedom. I understand."
  • "If you understood that, it was probably a MINDFUCK. And if you didn't, you obviously have no interpretive power and could not get into NYU."
  • "SEATTLE: Indie things."
  • "I don't care." "Same. Like I REALLY don't care." "Me neither." "No, like I don't fucking care." "I LITERALLY have no emotion." "No like I died three years ago and I'm still here and I don't give a shit." "Same." "No." "No, that happened to me FOUR years ago."
  • "Eleanor Roosevelt lent me these glasses when I was like eight."
  • "How can you see if you are blind?" "Can someone write that down please? Can someone write that THE FUCK DOWN?"
  • "I saw this band in Seattle in this really exclusively club, like literally 15 people were there." "I saw them in a burning church literally as the church was burning down."
  • "The other day when I was hanging out with Prince William in England, I made the Queen a fucking omelette. She fucking loved it. I got her number. She's gonna text me later today." "Let's go out with her!" "Let's fucking go out with the Queen! Like she's a cunt, but we love her. She's so sassy. She's a total sasshole."
  • "Dude, me and my friends in Seatlle were fucking chilling in Guantanamo Bay the other day? Not as bad as everyone says it is. It gets a really bad rep, but like the parties are UN-FUCKING-REAL. So much like, pure heroin, like you can't even like breathe. I OD'd like six times. You should've been there. I was like purple and they were like 'She's gonna die!' and I was like 'Whatever'."
  • "Welcome to 2010/1964/I AM BOB DYLAN."
  • "Here's to art and fame and New York City, baby. Let's get it."
aug 20 2010 ∞
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