• Every time a woman who is old enough to be Bieber’s mom behaves like a love struck teenager. (This happens all too often.)
  • Whenever you spot a new colour or style of JB’s trademark high tops. And yes, purple suede is different from purple patent leather.
  • Every time a Bieber friend or family member makes reference to the fact that they’re just regular folk. And they really are. You’d think the boy wonder could have coughed up a little cash to fix the stuffed fox in Grandpa’s basement.
  • Every time you get the feeling that Justin’s devoted manager Scooter Braun made this movie as much to mythologize himself as to celebrate his client.
  • When Bieber or Braun says “MSG,” and you automatically think about delicious, greasy Chinese food before you realize they’re talking about Madison Square Garden.
  • Every time the wonders of 3-D technology make it feel as though Justin is gazing and pointing directly at you. (You may also want to plug your ears at this point.)
  • Each time you tear up. Don’t be embarrassed. We got wet-eyed. Twice. Once when Braun gives front row tickets to the down-and-out dad and his daughter and again when Justin’s grandpa talks about sending his grandson out into the world and just hoping he raised him right. We’re getting a little emotional just thinking about it.
  • HAIR FLIP
  • EVERYTIME JUSTIN TAKES HIS SHIRT OFF
  • EVERYTIME JUSTIN GETS PICKED UP
  • Usher makes an appearance
  • LUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (TWO LARGE SIPS)
  • Everytime you say "awwww" in regards to one of Justin's childhood videos
  • Everytime SOMEONE talks about not giving up on your dreams
  • WHEN WILL SMITH'S SON SAYS HIS PARENTS ARE FLYING IN ON A HELICOPTER TO SEE HIM PERFORM (TWO LARGE SIPS)
  • Everytime you hear the opening chords to Baby
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