- Conor- (this is for you late night enjoyment lizzie) I will you gay bastard! Im gonna break in his house blow all your heads off with a machine gun hack off everyone of your limbs with a giant machete personally take a shit in everyone of your mouths then im gonna fuck zelda till i bust that fucking dogs anus wide open then ill pour gasoline on everyone of your heads and through out the entire house and send it up in flames! Oh yea and if i haven't ever told you his before. FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCK FUCKER BITCH!!!
- Martin [meant for Allison, but accidently sent to me]- I love you dear. Thanks for spending time with me. Oh and it was my sister calling the second time
- Ellen- oh nutrin nuthin all, michael at all shoes you?
- Ellen- uh yeah babies sry. shot h8 life.
- Ellen- SHOES OH MY GOD I AM SCARED OF YOU.
- Ellen- NO I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY NORMAL THINGS JUST TURN INTO THAT BUT CANNOT TELL TIL IT PRINTS. oh my god sorry. sorry this not into a differen language is it?
- Ellen- what it still does not work. WHAT EVER. DONE WITH THAT. DO NOT CARE.
- Ellen- oh i didn't realize you were watching hi
- Jesse- belkatronic supersonic automatic catatronic digimonic samasonic panasonic slipatronic beefamonic tetranomic
- Mercedes- Lindsay brought the good stuff
- Jesse- everyone orderin me around no hammocks no loungin no grandmas from long island misery
- Ellen- oh my god please give me updates. i am working and bored. really though. i cannot believe i will not be seeing you for four months. MONTHS. Jesus. we got in the car and it hit me and jesse and i started bawling.
- Garrett- you are entitled to 50% of my retirement investments... dont conspire to kill me yet though- theres no money in there
- Martin- The first part of waking up is open up your eyes
- Martin- The 7th part of waking up is putting on your shows
- Julie- I feel like a bunch of people I don't know now think I'm a slutty banana hahaha
- Garrett- hahaha...i thought youd appreciate it. i love you too- im no death eater
- Sarah- A phoenix. A Phonenix? Madeline is going to be a slutty dumbledore.
- Sarah- Bra+fishnets+beard.
- Garrett- yes, but not to the place where blind men see, nor to the place of golden streets...you'll have to go to jesus for that...jesus via Creed
- Taylor- going through the town of MOORE...HOME OF TOBY KEITH!
- Taylor- AMEN! GOD MADE US THE BEST CUZ HE LOVES US THE MOST.
- Mari- Rob says your head is made of sugar plums and baby dreams.
- Sam- Behind the bushes. 10 min. Dressed like Dalmations.
- Sarah- Lend me your extendable ear
- Jesse- i almost sent u a text tonight.. were drunky_drunks comee out
- Jordan- HAHAHA DRIVIN IN THAT VAN + THESE TEXTS + BABYSITTING ALONE WITH CHILDREN = LAWSUIT.
- Emily- I GOT THE LICE!
- Mari- *slits wrists in bathtub* my suicide note reads: btw dont want to be roommates n.e.more
- Sarah- O sry i could give yiu a SORORITY
dec 8 2009 ∞
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