Father

• Short stature.
• Curly hair.
• Brown hair.
• Love of wrestling.
• Liberalism.
• Sarcasm.
• A temper. [Though not to the extent of my father's temper. I, for example, have never smashed a printer/numerous pairs of glasses/holes in the wall/ kids against the wall(not me, his learning disabled students who live in trailers and sometimes get in fights.).]
• Stubbornness.
• Cynicism of religion.
• Guitar playing.
• Singing.
• Love of any music, really.

Traits I wish I had recieved from my father

• A work ethic. I am too lazy to do anything.
• His drive to stay in shape. I guess that kind of goes with the last one. Again, I am too lazy.

Mother

• Short stature.
• The inexplicable piece of blonde hair in the front of my face.
• Love of crafts. I am a construction paper artiste.
• Love of Zazz<3333
• Hate of gum.
• The tendency to cry. [Though not to the extent that my mother cries. She will tear up at the end of an awful Lifetime movie.]
• A sense of how to decorate.
• Thank god, not her intelligence.

Traits I wish I had recieved from my mother

• Her completely natural light blonde hair. It has never needed to be dyed. Damn her and her recessive genes.