• i hate the feeling when i'm like "i will never kiss anyone cuter than him" but i just have to remind myself that there is no shortage of short, baby faced white boys who play acoustic guitar in this world
  • Depressed Clowns/Fucked-Up Comedians/Funny Boys With Sob Stories
  • Every five minutes some form of "kill me"/"shoot me in the face"/"run me over with a car" runs through my head
  • Drama Queen 2013
  • just gotta remember the bad things
  • THE BAD THINGS
    • "i'm not gonna go to that, cheerleading makes me uncomfortable"
    • Never laughed at me or thought i was funny
      • telling me i'm funny is the ONLY way to my heart, don't even bother telling me i'm pretty
    • "He's only saying that because he wants to FUCK you"
      • thk u, mr. "that was problematic" feminist white boy, for devaluing my worth as a woman in one sentence
    • everyone else dislikes him/lost respect for him/thinks he's gotten super arrogant because of his lameass generic band
    • dumped me at a party surrounded by all my friends
    • got in my face and demanded to know what we had in common like fucking "Breakfast at Tiffany's", kill me
    • whoops, just did it again
  • i need to finish my independent study since i was a fucking idiot and missed that mini course, but i'm too lazy
  • graduating in a week with no job, no prospects, no plans except for to go home and drink away my misery at june in bloom
  • Black Out Surrounded By Your Entire Family And Everyone You've Ever Known
  • if i can't get a job i just want to live in some city and be punk and do cool cheap things and be yung//&//wild//&//free
  • also wanna write good angry songs but i'm only talented at writing dumbass tumblr-esque commentary punctuated by pop culture references
  • My Life Has Become A Boring Buzzfeed Article That No One Thinks Is Funny
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