The Phone

• when you're on the phone with someone and they talk to other people around them instead of focusing on the phone conversation
• people who don't listen to the voicemail you just left them before they call you back
• people who constantly text other people in your presence. To me it says, "There's someone else I would rather be talking to than you."
• really long voicemail greetings
• people who talk on the phone during movies
• nextels
• kids with cellphones
• one word/pointless texts
• when people freak out if you don't answer their text right away

Couples

• when couples are all over each other and make you feel like the third wheel
• when new couples say, "I love you."
• when young couples say, "I love you."
• when couples have annoying nicknames for each other

Annoying People

• people bringing their young children to rated R movies
  • especially at ridiculously late hours
• people who interrupt!!!!!!!!!!
• garbage next to trash cans
• people who wear too much cologne/perfume
• people who don't ask the people around them if they can light up (it's common courtesy)
• people who chew with their mouth open
• "supposebly"
• "I could care less"... if you could, then why don't you?
• when people "one up" you and make your story/situation feel small and insignificant in comparison to theirs.
• people who don't honor their commitments
• people who are perpetually late
• girls who think acting stupid is cute
• people who think that whatever they have to do is always more important and cancel previous plans
• people who dish it out but can't take it
• people who, when you ask for a favor, make it seem like it's a total inconvenience for them (especially when you do them favors without complaints all the time)
• instigators
• people who don't mind their own business
• people who take everything personally
• people who don't pick up their feet when they walk
• when people don't flush the toilets in public restrooms
  • WHYYYYY!?!?
• people who are rude to servers/people in public service
• people who go to concerts and only know the songs that are on the radio
• people who gossip
• people who give unsolicited advice
• whistling out of tune

Drivers

• drivers who won't turn right on red
• drivers who don't use turn signals
• people who always slam on their brakes at the last minute
• slow drivers in the left lane
• leaving blinkers on for extended periods of time
• excessively loud stereo systems at late hours
• radio commercials that use sirens!!!
• crotch rockets
  • they're usually going past at ridiculously high speeds and it makes me want to punch them between the eyes
• people who don't drive with their lights on when it's raining/dark

Annoying Situations

• gum under tables/desks/on sidewalks
• redundant statements like ATM Machine or PIN Number
• pooping right after a shower
• having to put clothes on when you're still wet or when your clothes are wet
• being rushed
• missing a belt loop
• towels that don't smell pleasant
• low water pressure
• loud music in restaurants
• when the program you're watching on televison is set at a dramatically lower volume than the commercials, forcing you to turn the volume down every commercial break