Before I make this list, I want to clarify that I'm a virgin. Okay. They're just sexy songs, you could say.

• "Pull On My Hair" - Bright Eyes
• "Lover I Don't Have to Love" - Bright Eyes
• "Twist" - I am Kloot
• "Shaking" - Sugarcult
• "Do It Again" - Stroke 9
• "Hunger for the Great Light" - Dave Matthews Band
• "Caress Me Down" - Sublime
• "Polite Dance Song" - The Bird and the Bee
• "Erotic Love" - Cam
• "Afternoon Delight" - Starland Vocal Band
• "Let's Get It On" - Marvin Gaye
• "Candy Licker" - Marvin Sease
• any filthy dubstep song
• "So Right" - Dave Matthews Band
• "When the World Ends" - Dave Matthews Band
• Ooh La La" - Goldfrapp
• "Crush" - Dave Matthews Band
• "Seven" - DMB
• "Break Free" - DMB
• "Shake Me Like a Monkey" - DMB
• "Woman Like a Man" - Damien Rice
• "Blood Sugar Sex Magik" - Red Hot Chili Peppers
• "Talk Show Host" - Radiohead
• "All I Need" - Radiohead