• sandwiches made from shop-bought guacamole and cold cooked salmon, with lime squeezed over
  • stir 1 tsp of mint sauce into some natural/greek yoghurt. dip mini poppadoms into it. they are also good with sweet chilli sauce
  • not really a treat-yourself snack, but in a similar vein: crunchy lettuce dipped in sweet chilli sauce
  • put plastic pre-grated mozzarella cheese between two pieces of bread. spread mayo on the outside. fry until melty.
  • the ultimate treat-yourself snack: mozzarella in carrozza. cut up balls of mozzarella. put slices between terrible white plastic bread. squish edges together. dip in milk, then flour, then beaten egg. fry in olive oil. eat it and weep.
  • spread tomato puree on tortilla wraps. put lots and lots of grated cheese on top. roll up and cut into mini rolls. grill.
  • nacho cheese doritos dipped into that mild salsa that's delicious but also somehow repulsive at the same time.
  • tuc biscuits with cream cheese spread on top (sorry for what i'm about to say, but this is a cracker of a hangover cure)
  • french bread, grilled, with cream cheese spread on top
  • another hangover food (for extreme emergencies): terrible soft 60p hot dog buns, spread incredibly thickly with margarine, with back bacon.
  • if you are extremely lucky and in possession of leftover mashed potato: mix potato with horrendous amounts of cheese. fry in butter until it's a melty, oozy, oily mess. push to one side, fry an egg, and then eat, mixing the egg yolk into the cheesy potato.
  • fried egg sandwiches with very very fresh brown seeded bread
  • fish finger sandwiches with very very fresh brown seeded bread
  • the french special: pre-cut brioche sandwiches with a thick spread of french mayo, roast chicken (bought cooked and warm from the supermarket) and ready-salted crisps. une tuerie
  • honestly, just going to town on a white loaf with a pack of kerrygold butter to spread
may 8 2017 ∞
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