• 'you can't be jesus, you're a french kid!'
    • this sounds very offensive out of context, we were talking as a class about a form assembly we were doing.
  • 'HE STUCK HIS TONGUE UP MY NOSE!'
  • 'HAY I PHOTOSYNTHESIZE'
    • tree masks in general, really
  • Izzy: 'i'm freezing my butt off! no, i'm freezing my balls off!' (bear in mind that she's female.)
  • Izzy: 'you're so horny!'
  • Me: 'i am not. don't be silly.'
  • (Izzy pushes me into bush)
  • Izzy: 'NOW YOU'RE THORNY! DAAAHAHAHAHAA!' i love that girl so much
mar 22 2010 ∞
apr 1 2013 +