S01E01 pilot

• "that was a woman i was talking to, so..."

S01E05 basketball

• the entire basketball scene

S02E22 cassino night

• "i'm in love with you"
• "yeah i think i am... mom i have to go"

S04E01 fun run

S04E15 night out

S05E03 business ethics

• LET'S GET ETHICAL ETHICAL I WANNA GET ETHICAL

S05E07 costumer survey

• "jim they are poopie"
• "and there's our smudgeness"
• "BUTTLICKER, OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER"

S05E10 moroccan christmas

• "you take requests?" "sure!" "please stop"

S05E13 stress relief

• "first i was afraid... i was petrified" @ 11:30

S05E25 disco cafe

• EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
• "you all took a life today. you did. the life of the party"
• "wittleandy is afwaid"
• "I GOT YOUR MESSAGE, WHO IS PHILLIP?"
• "u know what i wanna do today? i wanna marry u " :(
• jim picking up flowers :(

S06E12 scott's tots

• "hey mrs. scott, what u gonna do? what u gonna do make our dreams come true"
• "evil plan..."

S06E15 sabre

• SCISSOR ME!!
• yeEEEEaaaAAahHH dunder mifflin is a part of sabre
• "i just walked in on someone in the bathroom"
• HERE'S THE TOAST

S07E08 viewing party

• that glee episode lmao