• kelloggs - puts the stickers on fruit + gets free ketchup and raisins as a perk (but also compensation) (it doesn't pay very well)
    • also professional proofreader
  • thot - businesswoman in stem who destroyed the glass ceiling with just one seething look at the balding man in power
  • mahi mahi - studies fireflies. doesn't do research or anything, just looks at them all day and says 'damn they're cool'
    • also reads and annotates but doesn't have money for extra tabs so reuses the same things she got in high school for every book
  • sandy - multimillionare ceo of software engineering by day, sorority sister by night (it's a woman in STEM sorority though don't worry they only associate with comp sci frat boys)
  • devin - political figure who everyone loves bec she's pretty and has personal connections with a congressman dude who she hates but uses to further her own career <3 a true girlboss
  • tanathursday - doctor at stanford hospital who walks around w lab coat flying behind her, throwing out orders to residents and interns, greeting every patient with a fond smile
    • does her own research + clinical trials and has found cures for many diseases. plays badminton in her free time
  • tree - does not actually have a job. instead, she studies every subject known to man
    • later in life she morphs into victor frankenstein bc she likes Science and Brains and Neuroscience. She also Likes Living. thus she creates her Son made out of Brains. however, unlike victor, she does not abandon her son bc she took a class on Children as a lowly junior and has since grown to understand the preciousness of Existence
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