And it hurts to even type these.

• toxic
• stuffs
• foods
• pasaway
• misplaced apostrophes
• ToGgLe CaSe
• txt speak (letters as whole words, omitting vowels = d q 2loy ikw nkta nsn k n b?)
• unnecessary Hs (poh), also in certain names (jhoy)
• replacing "s" with "z" (wazzup diz iz d shitz!)
• jowa (jowabells is tolerable)
• syota
• joga (eew!)
• heller
• gurlaloo
• (when all people from the province call me) ineng, nene
• bora
• wifey, hubby
• emba (especially when pronounced as embuh)
• THE ateneo (can you say oa?!)
• i know right (some people overdo it)
• in fairness (because it is always used in the wrong context)
• bro, tsong