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  • The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao
  • You Shall Know Our Velocity/ Sacrament
  • What is the What
  • The Wild Things
  • How We Are Hungry
  • Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
may 19 2010 ∞
may 19 2010 +
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  • Living in Todd Hall!
  • Seeing my favorite people
  • Todd Parties
  • Reimert...
    • General trouble making
  • Rushing!
  • Getting visited by some lovely folk
  • UC Theatre
  • UC DC
  • EV
  • Eva and MaryE's annual footie pajama escapades
  • Gossip Girl Mondays
  • Getting outrageous amounts of food from Jasmine's
  • C-Ville Diner even when it's way too cold to go there
  • Pledging! Muah ha ha
  • JUST BEING BACK ON THE GLORIOUS CAMPUS THAT IS UC!!!!!!!!!
aug 22 2009 ∞
aug 22 2009 +
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Personal

  • Cry
  • Act innapropriately in public
    • Yelling
    • Running
    • Causing a scene
  • Talk about their feelings too much or too soon
  • Be unfunny
  • Be awkward

Hygeiene

  • Smell wicked bad
  • Creepy/ scraggly facial hair
  • Be so skinny that I can see the ribcage
  • Be physically unaware of themselves
jul 9 2009 ∞
jul 9 2009 +
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Historical Figures

  • Abbie Hoffman
  • Every president, excluding:
    • Zachary Taylor
    • Millard Filmore
    • James Garfield
    • Warren G. Harding
    • George W. Bush
      • Seated in alternating party order
  • Rosa Parks
  • Martin Luther King Jr.
  • The first settlers of America (Pilgrims)
  • Every Americn Girl Doll character
  • Rebecca Paris
  • Anne Putnam
  • Abigail Adams
  • Al Capone
  • Johnny Cash
  • Elvis
jun 26 2009 ∞
jun 26 2009 +
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I want to go to there:

  • US Locations
    • Jersey Shore (to see the guidos)
    • All the monuments in Washington D.C.
    • New Orleans (for cajun funtime, Mardi Gras, is Bon Temps a real place?)
    • Chi-town
    • Mount Rushmore (SD)
    • Redwoods (CA)
    • Glacial Lakes (AL)
  • Central and Sounth American Locations
    • Costa Rica
    • Amazonian rain forests
    • Carnival in Brazil
    • Venezuela to visit Hugo
    • Peruvian mountains and Machu Pichu
  • European Locations
    • Austrian concert halls
jun 24 2009 ∞
jun 24 2009 +
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  • Daniel Craig
  • Dennis Leary
  • Jon Stewart
  • Dr.Drew
  • Jeremy Piven
jun 21 2009 ∞
jun 24 2009 +
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  • Neil Patrick Harris
  • Sean Hayes
  • RuPaul
  • Clinton from What Not to Wear
  • The guys from the "YES!" video
  • Alan Ball
  • Lance Bass
  • Mario Cantone
  • Alan Cumming
  • Marc Jacobs
  • Elton John
  • Zac Posen
  • Charles Bramesco
may 20 2010 ∞
may 20 2010 +
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  • Boys lie
    • Sometimes they don't even know they're lying, which is just dangerous.
  • Dumb cunts will always be dumb cunts
    • Some people have no regard for anyone other than themselves, which is scary to think about.
  • How homelessness feels
    • I mean I won't be house-less, but I am certainly homeless. R.I.P Todd Hall.
  • If you lose 20 pounds, people will just get all up on your nuts about it
  • Adults in positions of authority are not where you should place your trust
  • Trusting people is dangerous and should only be done in life or death scenarios
  • Fuck everything
may 17 2010 ∞
may 17 2010 +
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Boys

  • Malcolm
  • Jason
  • Jay
  • Something to be abbreviated to J.J. possibly
  • Michael
  • John (just John, not Johnathan)

Girls

  • Perry (Short for Pearl)
  • Sloane

I'm only having boys anyway. And apparently they're all gonig to have really similar names.

jul 9 2009 ∞
jul 9 2009 +
  • Shot at Love with Tila Tequila
  • Rock of Love with Brett Michaels
  • Biggest Loser
  • NYC Prep
  • Secret Life of the American Teen
  • Burn Notice
  • Maury
  • Anything on Hulu
  • Jeopardy
jun 26 2009 ∞
jun 26 2009 +
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  • The men who invented the toilet, car, microwave, internet, and TV
  • Rebecca Price
  • Madeline Allbright
  • Joan of Arc
  • Oscar Wilde
  • Aldous Huxley
  • Johnny Dunn (NOT John Dunn)
  • Hugh Heffner
  • Abigail and John Adams
  • John Hancock
  • Ben Franklin
  • FDR, TR
  • All 9 of the Chicago 9
  • All members of Sigur Ros
  • Dear Abby, whoever that is
  • J.K. Rowling
    • Harry
    • Ron
    • Hermione
jun 24 2009 ∞
jun 24 2009 +
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English

  • Freshman- Mrs. daSilva
  • Sophomore- Mr. McGillen
  • AP Language and Composition- Mr. McGillen
  • AP Literature and Composition- Mr. Paquette

Math

  • Geometry- Mrs. Noftle
  • Algebra II- Mr. Hayes
  • Pre Calc- Mr. Avigian
  • Calc- Mrs. Warsinskey

Histories

  • Western Civ- Ms. Morey
  • Global- Mr. Manson
  • AP U.S. History- Mr. Sangermano
  • AP European History- Mr. Parent
  • Ap Psychology- Mr. Allen

Science

jun 21 2009 ∞
jun 24 2009 +
  • The hookah bar
  • Dos Con
  • Pantera
  • Churros con chocolate
  • Ciento Montaditos
  • T de V
  • EuroTiff
  • Botellon
  • Huge old churches
  • Being all I have
feb 23 2011 ∞
feb 23 2011 +
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  • Beach Boys playing at The Landing
    • Dancing to Help Me Rhonda with Chibs
    • Singing Barbara Ann at tourists
  • BHC and how innapropriate yet amazing a workplace it is, and everything and (almost) everyone that comes with it
    • pieing Marty
    • getting copious amounts of airbrush tattoos
    • eating tons of softserve and frappes
    • hating Indians and Asians
    • riding the Cod like oncce a week
    • coming to work on my days off...
    • PAUL SOLAQUA
    • horrible tan lines
    • accidentally developing a Boston accent
  • Burrito Mondays with the Burrito Crew
  • Watching Weeds and accidentally falling in love with Nurse Jackie
aug 22 2009 ∞
aug 22 2009 +
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  • Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
    • Vernon Dursley
    • Petunia Dursley
    • Dudley Dursley
    • Minerva McGonagall (as cat)
    • Albus Dumbledore
    • Minerva McGonagall (as human)
    • Voldemort
    • Lily and James Potter
    • Rubeus Hagrid
    • Sirius Black
    • Harry Potter
    • Arabella Figg (the mention of)
    • Tom (barman at Leaky Cauldron)
    • Adoring throng (including Dedalus Diggle and Professor Quirrell)
    • Madam Malkin
    • Narcissa and Draco Malfoy (in Madam Malkin's Robe Shop)
    • Ollivander
jul 3 2009 ∞
jul 3 2009 +
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  • Kristen Stewart
  • Lady Gaga
  • Ginnifer Goodwin's character in "He's Just Not That Into You"
  • Stage moms
  • Chelsea Handler
  • Jimmy Fallon
  • Michael Bay
  • John Gosselen
  • Kate Gosselen
  • Meghan Fox
  • Shia LeBouf
  • Benjamin Button
  • Manny Ramirez
  • Voldemort
  • Dave Matthews, and his band
  • Chingy
  • Sir Mix a Lot
  • Joseph Conrad
  • Whoever wrote "Once on this Island"
  • Bo Burnham
jun 24 2009 ∞
jun 24 2009 +
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More specifically, why I wish I was black.

  • I would be able to pull off an even greater sass quotient
  • I daresay I would be an iller hip hop dancer
  • Booty
  • I would be generally hilarious
  • I would be less offensive to my race as a black person than I am as a white person
  • I would look fabulous in pastels
  • I would be among the ranks of Tyra and Beyonce (black) instead of among the ranks of Seinfeld and doctors (Jews)
  • Everyone hates whitey
  • I mentioned sass right?
jun 24 2009 ∞
jun 24 2009 +